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#1 From the people who gave us Carbon Offsetting...

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:58 pm
by Norseman
Comes Cheat Offsetting!
CheatNeutral wrote:What is Cheat Offsetting?

When you cheat on your partner you add to the heartbreak, pain and jealousy in the atmosphere.

Cheatneutral offsets your cheating by funding someone else to be faithful and NOT cheat. This neutralises the pain and unhappy emotion and leaves you with a clear conscience.

Can I offset all my cheating?

First you should look at ways of reducing your cheating. Once you've done this you can use Cheatneutral to offset the remaining, unavoidable cheating.
What can you say? This sounds like a brilliant idea for all you cheaters out there!

#2

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:50 pm
by Batman
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

#3

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:16 pm
by Cpl Kendall
Batman wrote:Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
I second that.