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[quote]Are We Rome? Tu Betchus!

With modernity crumbling, our thoughts turn to antiquity.

The decline and fall of the American Empire echoes the experience of the Romans, who also tumbled into the trap of becoming overleveraged empire hussies.

As our sand-castle economy washes away under the tide of bad gambles and debts, this most self-indulgent society lurches toward stoicism (even bankrupt Iceland gives us the cold shoulder and turns to a solvent superpower). It’s going to require more than giving up constant infusions of stocks, Starbucks and Botox.

As Seneca, the Roman Stoic who advised treating the body “somewhat strictly,â€
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This is the greatest thing ever.

Period.
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VICTORY TO THE OP-ED WRITER!
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Wow... just wow. *laughs* That was just fucking great...

Reminds me of when I decided to piss my grandfather off when he kept bugging me to say grace at dinner by reciting the lord's prayer in latin...
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