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RNC chair plans 'off the hook' campaign, tells critics to ‘stuff it’

Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele says his party is going to launch an "off the hook" public relations campaign that will update the GOP’s image by translating it to "urban-suburban hip-hop settings."

The new GOP leader told the Washington Times that the party’s defeat in states such as North Carolina and Virginia made it clear they needed a new approach.

“We need messengers to really capture that region — young, Hispanic, black, a cross section…â€

*Facepalm*

Every time I try to defend them...

"Yo I'm da GOP, and I'm here to say
Gonna cut yo taxes every day"

Wait, too old-school... That's like mid-80s at best.

If they're going to keep up with the T-Pains and Soulja Boys of this more advanced age, they'll at least need auto-tuned vocals and spinners. The traditional paradigms of hip-hop as defined by the Reaganite heyday of conservatism have been superceded by more well-adapted forms.

Actually, I'll demonstrate. Imagine this:



But about eliminating the capital gains tax and weakening environmental regulations.

General Havoc wrote:*Facepalm*

Every time I try to defend them...

Havoc, I know you're trying, but when they dump the BS faster than you can shovel, you in trouble.