Well Golly Gosh, guess piracy was getting to dangerous for the poor dears, what with Navy SEALS blowing their fucking brains out for holding hostages (Man, I hope that becomes SOP whenever practical. I would love to go back to TR's standards).Around 200 Somali pirates are reported to have renounced piracy at a meeting in northern Somalia.
Members of the group met local leaders and Somali expatriates in Eyl, in the autonomous region of Puntland, and promised to halt their activities.
Pirate representative Abshir Abdullah told the BBC he urged other groups to free ships in return for amnesty.
Pirates have been coming under pressure from local leaders, who have accused them of corrupting their communities.
Somalia has been without a stable government since 1991, allowing piracy to flourish.
See map of how piracy is affecting the region and countries around the world
The problem worsened in the first months of 2009 despite patrols by foreign navies.
Last week, Somalia's interim government asked for international help to set up a national coastguard to help tackle piracy, and protect fishermen from illegal foreign fishing boats and to prevent dumping of toxic materials.
I'm aware now these acts are wrong in Islamic teachings
Pirate chief Abshir Abdullah
Chasing the piracy money trail
Pirates in the dock
Mr Abdullah, a well-known pirate chief in Puntland, says his group is not holding any ships at present and the authorities have agreed to give them amnesty for previous hijackings.
"I see myself as someone who has been saved from bad deeds," he told the BBC's Somali Service.
"I understand the wrong things that I was involved in and I'm aware now these acts are wrong in Islamic teachings.
Mr Abdullah says he has agreed to work with local leaders to get other pirates to give up what can be a lucrative life on the high seas.
"I will advise those who want to go to sea, they must not do it and I hope they will stop it as we have agreed.
"The ones who are holding ships now, I would call them to release them and they ought not to do it again."
Meanwhile, a Nato warship in the Gulf of Aden has intercepted two boats carrying suspected pirates and has disarmed them, AP news agency reports.
A Canadian frigate chased the two boats and eventually boarded them.
NATO says it found a large amount of firearms and rocket-propelled grenades, as well as equipment such as hook ladders.
The suspected pirates were released after the equipment was confiscated.
I love the "I now know this is unislamic!" bit. Gee now that the navies of the world are pissed off and beating the crap out of anything that so much as shows up with an AK-47 and a grenade suddenly religion has become so important in his life! Gotta love what a sudden feeling mortality and doom will do.