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#1 New Discovery: All Men Watch Porn!

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:27 pm
by Norseman
Yes it's a new discovery from the no shit Sherlock foundation that apparently found that all men watch porn. I'll just quote the relevant section:

[quote]Researchers were conducting a study comparing the views of men in their 20s who had never been exposed to pornography with regular users.

But their project stumbled at the first hurdle when they failed to find a single man who had not been seen it.

“We started our research seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed pornography,â€

#2

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:21 pm
by Derek Thunder
Oh no... not here too... I can never get away... ARGH

...*bang*

#3

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:19 pm
by Batman
Blind people?

#4

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:21 pm
by Charon
Well I've never consumed pornography.

I mean, it can't be that nutritious, why would I eat it?

#5

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:23 pm
by B4UTRUST
Actually there are several companies out there that create "porn for the blind" while it's not visible porn in the traditional sense, they do audio stories as well as vivid descriptions of pornographic scenes from movies...

#6

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:15 pm
by Batman
I WAS going by actually 'watched' porn. Given there's Braille AND audiobooks I took SOME form of porn being available to the blind as a given.

#7

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:27 pm
by B4UTRUST
I was going by the last quoted line, mainly the word consumed.

#8

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:39 pm
by Hotfoot
And if you expand porn's definition to romance novels, guess what we'll find out about women?