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*rubs his temples*

I hate all of you so very much.

braidedshinigami: Alright the ninja turtle is running into the crowd shouting orders to civies and the Ultima Agent just offered the Omnicorp slaughterbot a job
braidedshinigami: Your new team motto: PR Disasters R Us
Why did I sign up to be PR boy?
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Dark Silver wrote:I am so going to be giving Sunrise a Blue Eyemask/headband thing..
Blue could work...

*looks at Venus de Milo*
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Charon wrote:*rubs his temples*

I hate all of you so very much.

braidedshinigami: Alright the ninja turtle is running into the crowd shouting orders to civies and the Ultima Agent just offered the Omnicorp slaughterbot a job
braidedshinigami: Your new team motto: PR Disasters R Us
Why did I sign up to be PR boy?
You ordered it!

Then again, it isnt as if we could win no matter what we did. We offend the Hu-Mons by existing
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Comrade Tortoise wrote:
Charon wrote:*rubs his temples*

I hate all of you so very much.

braidedshinigami: Alright the ninja turtle is running into the crowd shouting orders to civies and the Ultima Agent just offered the Omnicorp slaughterbot a job
braidedshinigami: Your new team motto: PR Disasters R Us
Why did I sign up to be PR boy?
You ordered it!

Then again, it isnt as if we could win no matter what we did. We offend the Hu-Mons by existing
quote in a quote in a quote in a quote in a quote wrote:"For now lets just get the civilians and perps out of here."
Could have gone to pick up the perps.
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You should have specified ;)

Besides, the perps are either unconscious or immobile. They can wait. Impending robot-doom ought not...
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I swear to the gods......

For people whose supposed to be used to situations like this as Ultima Agents.....you sure don't know your cocks from a pine sapling.

This will take a lot of team building after this....for all of us.
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Yes. Honestly I am not sure I buy the panic thing. I can see a thrown bottle, jeering even a "get away from us you freak!" angry mob. But a panic mob?

The robot would have set them off by its very existence, what with the description of women trying to rip off their car doors.

This does not pass my smell test.
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No, you were just the final ingredient for the panic. There's already a giant Omnicorp robot with guns out, that's enough to scare people. Then Rhoenix's character offers him a job, Jesus Christ they're even more frightened now. Suddenly a giant monstrosity of a turtle who they automatically fear is coming towards the crowd? Yeah, that only needed a spark, whether it was a thrown bottle, or a woman's scream.
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Oh well... at least we get out of context theater

Mommy look! A ninja turtle!*panic ensues*
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so far we're one up on Mirage Team....

I'm pretty sure the block would have been decimated if they had taken the call instead...


now how are we gonna get that Mech back home if he won't listen....
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hmmm

hehehe

"Negative. This Unit shall stay and engage riot suppression protocols"
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Dark Silver wrote:I swear to the gods......

For people whose supposed to be used to situations like this as Ultima Agents.....you sure don't know your cocks from a pine sapling.

This will take a lot of team building after this....for all of us.
I resent that! Gemini was doing a GREAT JOB!
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She really was...
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ok

so there are some of you doing a great job, the rest suck.

Those that are doing the great job, don't need to ask who they are.
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CT, if you noticed I did specify which types of people were standing around gawking...

You had those who are the types that'll stand and gawk stupidly at everything because that's the type of people they are. At that point there had been no danger to themselves. The bot hadn't attacked them, had gone out of its way to protect them and despite omnicorp markings has so far not been hostile to anything other than the bad guys. A strange event, to be sure. And hey, how many tourists can say they've got photographs up close and personal of an omnicorp slaughter bot.

The other poor saps are the poor saps. The ones who got stuck there and are trying to get out of the area but because of the crowd can't get as free of the area as they are.

But basically the situation has escalated and escalated and now people, once the feds have shown up, flashing badges telling them to leave or they're going to be hurt, are now in panic mode. After all, when the authorities tell you to haul ass, it's probably a wise thing to do. And hell, this is Ultima doing it. It's an even wiser thing to not be in the general 5 mile radius of Ultima agents when they tell you to haul ass. Usually means buildings are coming down, blocks are disappearing and deaths are imminent
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Alright, maybe I wasn't clear enough. Was typing while driving. My fault if I wasn't.

This is not a riot. This is not a mob.

This is a fear-driven mass panic. They're fleeing right now because the giant mutant ninja turtle with a badge just told them to run or be hurt. And when Ultima starts showing up and talking about hurt and damages, people have a strong tendency to run the fuck away.

No, this is not an orderly run like a marathon or a race. This is a mass fleeing for their lives as they push and shove each other out of the way to get as far away as possible. So people are going to get pushed down, tripped, stumble, fall, and be crushed underneath the feet of these people. Don't worry, it's dozens, not hundreds. So there shouldn't be any deaths. Hopefully...
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If you call in the riot police though, that number goes up. A lot. It is exactly like cornering thousands of frightened animals, and doing so in a bottleneck. It will be violent and compact instead of chaotic and diffusing.
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Thisi s why I'm staying out of the way.
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...what the...

Firewalker...seriously?

Have you read any of the posts? Your guy is still gooped up in the adhesive ball, even if your not on the bank wall anymore...that and we are in the middle of a panicked crowd...

while I complement your guy being all nice and calm, pay attention to the situation before you calmly walk up and start apologizing...plus it helps if you say who your walking up to. Both Inferno(Charon) and Legion(me) have pretty much fallen into command roles on this cluster fuck....
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Actually, Mark25 had picked up Starfighter and put him in the back of the van. The bankrobbers may or may not be with him, I'm not quite sure where Heidi threw them.
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I could have sworn Mark hadn't cleaned the goop off of Starfighter.......

huh..

anyway, it's not exactly a good time to go strolling about saying "hi, I fucked up, I won't do it again".

that's why we have debriefings.....if Alpha doesn't shoot us all dead first...
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I don't think he cleared the goop. He just picked the whole thing up and moved him :lol:
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Uhm, if my post had been properly read, the goop had missed Starfighter but the taser nailed him
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