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#1 When Animals Attack STGOD

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For centuries mankind has waged overt wars across the globe. Wars waged under the name of anything and everything. Love, Death, Treason, Money, Religion, Faith, Land. Wars were raged for just about any concievable purpose you could imagine. It was a never ending cycle. Peace, strife, war. Man was born, man killed, man died. It had been this way since time immemorable.

But, beneath this world that was the dominion of Man lied another war that had been waging even longer and for reasons that Man would probably never understand. Sometimes it was about territories, sometimes it was about being the dominant species or a prospective mate. But mostly... mostly it was just about being the cutest animal.

This secret war has sparked the advancement of animal technologies to levels superior to that of the world of Man. Advanced weapons systems, biotech, etc are all under the domain of the animals. Researched, designed and developed in lairs and labs out of the site of humans the animals have advanced themselves in ways man could only imagine.

The time has come once more to take up arms. To fight the cute fight. Welcome to the war, join us for the times... When Animals Attack!
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I counter thee with the Sniper Kittycat!

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And let me introduce you to one of the stars of our game...

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Allow me to introduce I-Chi and Scrat-Chi

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I'm not gonna play but if I did, I would have to wage war from the skies.

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:wtf: sums me up. I'll check this when I'm sane.
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Giant South American River Otters

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I coulod play in this... In fact, I have been toying with the idea of a Redwall style STGOD...
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Meanwhile, the aquatic life of the sea mounts it's assault:
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Ever hear of the sand shark? Bet you didn't know what it really was!
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More soon-to-be human victims of the animal kingdom's naval campaign:
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Shark forces rounding up prisoners of war, also to be used as food supplies:
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Military forces are also under attack:
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And finally, the fate that awaits all would be humans entering the animal kingdom's ocean grounds:
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The amphibious division has already commenced it's attacks upon humanity
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Intel on enemy operations has revealed that the animal kingdom is deviously employing tactics preventing large numbers of humans from sleeping soundly:
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We've also been informed the animal kingdom is recruiting forces optimized for sting operations:
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One of our advanced scouts captured an enemy soldier laying deadly mines on civilian soil:
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