#1 His Majesty's Dragons: The Battle of Britain
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:55 pm
"Captain Rankin?" came the voice of the adjutant. "The Admiral will see you now."
Captain Michael Rankin stood up from the metal bench he had been uncomfortably perched on, and followed the adjutant out of the waiting room, past two armed sentries ensconced behind sandbag fortifications. 'As if that'll stop a Jerry beast' he thought, and then forced himself to focus. The Uxbridge command center was large, cavernous, and mostly underground, and he didn't want to get lost.
He brushed smooth his bottle-green coat and uniform, wishing once again he had had a chance to change before arriving. Not that it likely would have mattered, he supposed. He was grateful that he didn't have to wear his dress uniform here, as that would have entailed his nametag, and he didn't feel up to the stares that his name would likely produce. As it was, most everyone roaming about the fortified command bunker seemed to be ignoring him, a welcome change from Belfast... or Reykjavik... or Jamaica...
"Captain... Rankin?" asked the adjutant, finally catching on to the name. Rankin sighed. It was too much to ask that he be allowed anonymity.
"Yes?" he asked.
"Erm... nothing... nothing sir..." said the adjutant, casting him an odd glance out of the corner of his eye. "Just... recalled that name from somewhere."
"My great-grandfather, no doubt," said Rankin, who could tell that the adjutant knew exactly who he was talking about but was feigning ignorance. Rankin clenched his jaw. He normally did not take such nonsense from a lieutenant, but this was the Admiral's adjutant, and he didn't wish to start this relationship off on a bad foot.
"Ah yes," said the adjutant. "Some sort of incident in India during the Mutiny was it?"
"A mention-in-dispatches and a medal for valour, actually," said Rankin, and he couldn't help but relish the narrowing eyes of the adjutant. If this officious little weasel was going to start bringing up family pasts, then the least he could do was emphasize the positive aspects...
... such as they were.
They walked down endless hallways and stairs, and Rankin realized they were going much further than he would have supposed necessary to get to the Admiral's office. "Are you certain this is the right way?" he asked.
"The Admiral is in the covert now," said the adjutant sharply, "with his flagdragon."
Rankin nodded thoughtfully. He supposed that he should have guessed. After all, there were odd rumors surrounding Admiral Tolkien, but then what else did one expect from a South African? Most dragon officers were born into the service practically, their fathers and fathers' fathers (or occasionally mothers' mothers) serving in the Air Forces and passing their mantle along to the next generation. Tolkien was different though. The files said he was an orphan, adopted into the air force as an expediency to avoid the usual fate for such young boys, who had managed to work his way up through excellent service in the Great War to a command of his own, first a dragon, then a squadron, and now an entire air group. And as an Admiral, his eccentricities were tolerated. There were rumors he had a literary taste of some sort, spent his free time composing ridiculous fairy tales, even had published one or two before the war. None of that mattered of course, there was a war on after all, but Rankin hoped that, being a new man to the corps (in the Roman sense), Tolkien might be willing to overlook certain... disquieting elements of a fellow aviator's family history.
Lord knew nobody else did.
The last door opened finally, admitting Rankin into the cavernous depths of Uxbridge's underground covert. It was the size of a dozen cricket pitches, with retractable ceilings that were presently open but could be slid shut by huge machines to keep bombs and acid out. There were only a handful of dragons here, mostly couriers, and in one corner a brilliant Golden Anglewing was sitting quite sedately, with a middle-aged man wearing Admiral's stripes seated on its foreleg, holding a sheaf of handwritten papers in one hand and reading from them aloud. As Rankin approached he could hear the Admiral reading, and the words he read sounded... very odd indeed.
"And now at last it comes," said the Admiral to his enraptured dragon, who was clearly hanging on every word. "You will give me the Ring freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!"
"Oh, that is much better," said the dragon appreciatively. "I think it works quite well."
Captain Rankin, feeling a mite embarrassed, cleared his throat. Admiral Tolkien turned and saw him standing at attention, and without the slightest hit of embarrassment himself, turned, set his papers down, and stood up.
"Captain Rankin," said the Admiral, and Rankin saluted, a gesture the admiral returned in a perfunctory manner. "I trust Aequitas is well?"
Rankin was caught off-guard by the inquiry, but didn't show it. "Very well sir. He is waiting for me topside."
"Of course," said the Admiral, in a formal, precise tone that reminded Rankin of an Oxford Don. "Galadriel and I knew Aequitas and your father from the Great War. It was... a terrible shame what occurred." The Admiral's dragon nodded in agreement as she peered down at Rankin, looking for Lord-knew-what. Rankin's fist tightened and he whispered a brief "thank you sir" before the Admiral got down to business.
"So I suppose you are wondering why you were transfered to 11-Group?"
"Not particularly, sir," he said, deciding upon honesty all of a sudden. Perhaps Tolkien was the sort who would appreciate that.
"No? And why not?"
"Admiral, may I... speak freely?"
"Of course."
"Sir, the Admiralty has made it quite clear than Aequitas is welcome within the frontline squadrons of this war at any time he wishes, so long as he deigns to choose another captain to fly with him. Since he has refused the Admiralty in this, it has been made known to me that he and I are to be posted at the most remote locations imaginable until he comes to his senses."
"I see," said the Admiral, betraying nothing of his own thoughts. "Go on."
"Every so often, they call us down here to tempt Aequitas with the fabulous glory and honor there is to be won as a front line combatant and veteran, and beg him to reconsider. No doubt that is what they are up to this moment with him. Every time he refuses, we are packed back off to Newfoundland or Iceland for another tour, so forgive me Admiral, but I'm not at all curious about what we're doing here, as I believe I know the routine well enough by now."
"And you don't think that the fact that there's a war on might alter the situation somewhat?" asked Tolkien almost bemusedly.
"Given that it has not done so for the past year, no sir."
"Yes," said Tolkien, "well the past year has not gone all that well for our side, as I'm sure you're aware. And as such, it is my duty to inform you, Captain, that you are both right and wrong."
Rankin hesitated. "Sir?"
"You are right, you were brought here so that the Admiralty could plead with Aequitas to see reason once more and de-harness you. However, should he refuse to, and I imagine that he will, given your history together, your new punishment is to serve under my command... as a squadron commander."
It took about ten seconds for Rankin to absorb what Tolkien had just said, and when he finally did, he saw that Galadriel was studiously studying the ceiling pattern and trying not to laugh, while Tolkien had a smug grin of satisfaction on his face at having stumped the younger captain.
"... is this a joke?"
"This war is no joking matter, Captain, and before it, even officious enmities must fade for the greater good. Accordingly, I am placing you in command of a new squadron to be based at the covert in Tangmere, near Chichester in Sussex. Your squadron is already being assembled there."
Rankin didn't know what to say. He half expected flashbulbs to explode and catch him candidly before the Admiral confessed to this being a joke and dispatching him off to a weather station in Greenland.
"My own squadron?" he asked incredulously. "I... I don't..."
"Of course you don't," said the Admiral, "because you don't see that the only reason I was allowed to do this is so that the Admiralty could punish you further."
Now he was really confused. The Admiral picked up a small folder and handed it to him. "This should contain all the information you need," he said, and Rankin took the folder and began to leaf through it. Tolkien waited a moment or two as Rankin glanced over the various files within the folder before the Captain raised his head again.
"Sir... what is this?"
"Your punishment," said the Admiral evenly.
"This squadron is... it's made up of... dear God, a Wendigo? And are these lightweights? A Smoke Devil? A Bonetail? A Queen Victoria's? What is this?"
"Some would call it the sign of the times."
"Sir?"
"We're losing the war, Rankin," said Tolkien evenly. "The Luftwaffe outnumbers us by nearly two to one, and all they are waiting for is for the RAF to crack under the strain and fold, and then they will be able to launch an invasion of England on a scale that will make Napoleon look like a miserable bungler. Our frontline squadrons have been decimated, and replacements are not forthcoming nearly fast enough. The dragons in that file are literally all that we have left to throw into the battle. Volunteers from foreign lands mostly, with one or two British veterans to stiffen them. It should be enough."
"But... but sir this... you cannot be serious!"
"Can't I?"
"There's not a single heavyweight among them, sir, and you propose to place them in Tangmere?! What happens the first time a Kampfritter comes over? Or a Jotun? Or god-forbid a fullblown jerry squadron? They'll be cut to ribbons!"
"There's a heavyweight in there."
"A Wendigo barely qualifies, sir, and that's only when they're not stalking down and eating the other captains."
Tolkien adopted an icy glare. "I should have thought, Captain, that one with a background such as yours would hesitate before making such remarks about a dragon you have yet to make the acquaintance of."
That one shut Rankin up.
"I appreciate this is not an ideal situation," said Tolkien, "but we have absolutely no choice. The previous squadron based in Tangmere simply must be withdrawn and rebuilt from the ground up, and we have nothing more to fill the gap with besides these beasts. There's a pair of special weapons dragons in there, a heavyweight, three middleweights, counting Aequitas, and as many Lightweights as we could get together."
"They'll be outweighed three to one by every Hun squadron in France, sir..."
"And it will be your task, Captain, to see that they get the job done anyhow."
Rankin took a deep breath and let it out very slowly. "Do any of them have combat experience?"
"Some," said Tolkien. "We had a few spare veterans about, foreign and otherwise, and added them in to stiffen the mixture somewhat. Semmemnon, Fulminatus, Aequitas himself..."
Rankin's eyes widened. "Fulminatus?!"
"Yes," said Tolkien sardonically, "he's back in Britain. Volunteered against the Hun. No idea why, you'd have to ask him. The Admiralty gave him to you in the hopes he'll finally get himself killed and cause trouble for the Germans in doing so."
Tolkien turned back to Galadriel and picked the sheaf of papers up from atop her foreleg. "You have your orders, Captain," said the Admiral, indicating that the briefing was now over.
"Sir," said Rankin, snapping off another salute, and then turning to leave. He felt like he had just been handed... well was it a gift or a time bomb? He couldn't tell. Perhaps it was both.
"And Captain?" called the Admiral after him. Rankin stopped and turned back.
"Good hunting," said Tolkien, seated once more on his dragon's foot, "and good luck."
Rankin considered this a moment. "Am I going to need luck, sir?"
Admiral Tolkien glanced up at Galadriel a moment, then returned his even gaze to Captain Rankin. "We're all going to need luck, Captain."
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"Always wanted to meet a Wendigo," commented Aequitas dryly, as he glided along a thermal current. Rankin merely grunted, as he tried to keep the papers in order that he had spread out on the back of Aequitas' neck and held down with magnets.
"No doubt you'll be best of friends in seconds," commented Captain Rankin sarcastically, and the dragon chuckled. Rankin rubbed at his eyes and sighed.
"Problem, Michael?" asked the beast below.
"No matter what I do, I can't make this TO&E look like a real squadron," said Rankin, frustration oozing from his voice. "Even conceding the Wendigo as a heavyweight... we're completely out-massed, to say nothing of trying to get a handful of volunteers and foreigners to behave like a proper squadron."
"Well, it could be worse," commented Aequitas.
"And how is that?"
"They all speak English, don't they?"
Rankin laughed, he couldn't help it, and laughed again as the dragon added an offhanded "assuming that you call what Americans and Australians speak 'English', that is."
"From what I hear," said Rankin, "you and Semmemnon should get along marvelously."
"Another Malachite?" said Aequitas with an audible smile. "Are you daft? You know we can't abide each other's arrogance. It's a miracle we haven't gone extinct."
"The miracle is that you haven't been put out to pasture yet," said Rankin, giving Aequitas an affectionate pat on the nape of the neck. "But then I suppose we do need every Dragon that can fly, even irredeemably thick ones."
"Michael, if you don't stop with this nonsense I will eat you," said Aequitas with a smirk, and Rankin chuckled and returned to his papers.
"There's going to be Australians?"
"Two of them," said Rankin, "but one's a Venomspitter, so be careful around him."
"Why? I've always heard Venomspitters were quite likable."
"Yes, well they can kill you by speaking too quickly, so I imagine there's a reason everyone is polite to them."
"And the other?"
"A Queen Victoria's I believe, but the weight figure they give is much too low. I suppose it's a typo. They're small middleweights, but not that small."
"And the rest?"
"Americans. Well Canadians and Americans. Fulminatus..."
"Fulminatus?!" exclaimed Aequitas suddenly, jerking his wing as he did so. "What the devil is he doing here?"
"Fighting the Germans I suppose, how in the world should I know? Ask him yourself when we get there."
"Is there going to be a problem with him and the Wendigo?"
"Knowing my luck, they'll be killing each other within a day. You tell me."
"Who else do we have?"
"Let's see... a Bonetail with a Jerry name I can't pronounce..."
"Spell it."
"Oh dear God, Aequitas, I am not eight any longer! 'Vald-wanderer' or some damn thing."
"What else?"
"A Smoke Devil..."
"A what?"
"Smoke Devil. American breed from Virginia it looks like. Lightweight of course. Charcoal-colored it says here."
"I thought Virginians were Emerald."
"Virginian Emeralds are Emerald," corrected Rankin. "This is something else."
"Interesting... I do enjoy meeting new breeds..."
"Aequitas, these are all volunteers. I swear, if you manage to drive any of them to turn in their commissions in the middle of a war, I will stuff you!"
Aequitas laughed loud and long. "Why Michael," he said in a mock hurt tone, "whatever are you talking about?! I am extremely personable!"
"Funny," said Rankin, "I think that Aesyrian from Keflavik would say otherwise."
"I was a perfect gentleman to that Aesyrian!"
"And at what point does being a perfect gentleman entail flinging another dragon off a waterfall?"
"It was a misunderstanding," said Aequitas. "He was insinuating unkind things about my heritage. Besides, it was just a bit of water."
"And that had nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that Aesyrians are chronically hydrophobic?"
"They're not hydrophobic," corrected Aequitas, "they're simply afraid of the water. Hydrophobic means rabid."
"And I would say he was fairly well rabid by the time they fished him out of that canyon, wouldn't you?"
"Perhaps by some definitions..." said the Malachite Reaper as he winged over and changed the subject. "I think we're here."
Down below stretched a large section of cleared land, organized into several large open fields, surrounded by fences for some unknown reason. A fence was neither going to keep dragons in, nor deter anyone who wasn't already deterred from entering by the presence of the dragons themselves. Lined up along the side of the clearings were shabby pre-fabricated wooden buildings, only several of which seemed to have power lines running to them. Pens of sheep, cows, and goats were located behind barriers of trees to prevent the prey animals from bolting at the first sight of the dragons. A windsock, a few small automobiles, several sheds and hangers to keep equipment, and what might have been an office or two, completed the base.
"Good lord, bare dirt?" asked Aequitas, eyeing the fields. "What is this, the eighteenth century?"
"We've had worse," said Rankin, and he knew it to be true, but that was no excuse. The fields for the dragons had no shelters built over them, no heating system, no pumped water. It was plain that this base had not been occupied in quite a long time.
"Shall we land, Michael?"
"Yes," said Rankin, still staring down at the covert, where now a few small forms could be discerned laying or standing in some of the fields that could only be dragons. Most of the squadron had plainly not arrived yet, but would soon, and he needed to be on the ground to meet them.
"Michael?"
"Hmm?" Rankin shook out of his daydreams for a second as Aequitas addressed him.
"You'll manage fine," said the seventeen-ton dragon, and Rankin smiled and patted his neck but did not reply. Whether or not he managed fine, there were a lot of strange dragons on their way to this place, and soon, very soon, they were all going to be thrown into the meat grinder. There was nothing for that really.
He just hoped that he wasn't going to get them all killed when it happened.
Captain Michael Rankin stood up from the metal bench he had been uncomfortably perched on, and followed the adjutant out of the waiting room, past two armed sentries ensconced behind sandbag fortifications. 'As if that'll stop a Jerry beast' he thought, and then forced himself to focus. The Uxbridge command center was large, cavernous, and mostly underground, and he didn't want to get lost.
He brushed smooth his bottle-green coat and uniform, wishing once again he had had a chance to change before arriving. Not that it likely would have mattered, he supposed. He was grateful that he didn't have to wear his dress uniform here, as that would have entailed his nametag, and he didn't feel up to the stares that his name would likely produce. As it was, most everyone roaming about the fortified command bunker seemed to be ignoring him, a welcome change from Belfast... or Reykjavik... or Jamaica...
"Captain... Rankin?" asked the adjutant, finally catching on to the name. Rankin sighed. It was too much to ask that he be allowed anonymity.
"Yes?" he asked.
"Erm... nothing... nothing sir..." said the adjutant, casting him an odd glance out of the corner of his eye. "Just... recalled that name from somewhere."
"My great-grandfather, no doubt," said Rankin, who could tell that the adjutant knew exactly who he was talking about but was feigning ignorance. Rankin clenched his jaw. He normally did not take such nonsense from a lieutenant, but this was the Admiral's adjutant, and he didn't wish to start this relationship off on a bad foot.
"Ah yes," said the adjutant. "Some sort of incident in India during the Mutiny was it?"
"A mention-in-dispatches and a medal for valour, actually," said Rankin, and he couldn't help but relish the narrowing eyes of the adjutant. If this officious little weasel was going to start bringing up family pasts, then the least he could do was emphasize the positive aspects...
... such as they were.
They walked down endless hallways and stairs, and Rankin realized they were going much further than he would have supposed necessary to get to the Admiral's office. "Are you certain this is the right way?" he asked.
"The Admiral is in the covert now," said the adjutant sharply, "with his flagdragon."
Rankin nodded thoughtfully. He supposed that he should have guessed. After all, there were odd rumors surrounding Admiral Tolkien, but then what else did one expect from a South African? Most dragon officers were born into the service practically, their fathers and fathers' fathers (or occasionally mothers' mothers) serving in the Air Forces and passing their mantle along to the next generation. Tolkien was different though. The files said he was an orphan, adopted into the air force as an expediency to avoid the usual fate for such young boys, who had managed to work his way up through excellent service in the Great War to a command of his own, first a dragon, then a squadron, and now an entire air group. And as an Admiral, his eccentricities were tolerated. There were rumors he had a literary taste of some sort, spent his free time composing ridiculous fairy tales, even had published one or two before the war. None of that mattered of course, there was a war on after all, but Rankin hoped that, being a new man to the corps (in the Roman sense), Tolkien might be willing to overlook certain... disquieting elements of a fellow aviator's family history.
Lord knew nobody else did.
The last door opened finally, admitting Rankin into the cavernous depths of Uxbridge's underground covert. It was the size of a dozen cricket pitches, with retractable ceilings that were presently open but could be slid shut by huge machines to keep bombs and acid out. There were only a handful of dragons here, mostly couriers, and in one corner a brilliant Golden Anglewing was sitting quite sedately, with a middle-aged man wearing Admiral's stripes seated on its foreleg, holding a sheaf of handwritten papers in one hand and reading from them aloud. As Rankin approached he could hear the Admiral reading, and the words he read sounded... very odd indeed.
"And now at last it comes," said the Admiral to his enraptured dragon, who was clearly hanging on every word. "You will give me the Ring freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!"
"Oh, that is much better," said the dragon appreciatively. "I think it works quite well."
Captain Rankin, feeling a mite embarrassed, cleared his throat. Admiral Tolkien turned and saw him standing at attention, and without the slightest hit of embarrassment himself, turned, set his papers down, and stood up.
"Captain Rankin," said the Admiral, and Rankin saluted, a gesture the admiral returned in a perfunctory manner. "I trust Aequitas is well?"
Rankin was caught off-guard by the inquiry, but didn't show it. "Very well sir. He is waiting for me topside."
"Of course," said the Admiral, in a formal, precise tone that reminded Rankin of an Oxford Don. "Galadriel and I knew Aequitas and your father from the Great War. It was... a terrible shame what occurred." The Admiral's dragon nodded in agreement as she peered down at Rankin, looking for Lord-knew-what. Rankin's fist tightened and he whispered a brief "thank you sir" before the Admiral got down to business.
"So I suppose you are wondering why you were transfered to 11-Group?"
"Not particularly, sir," he said, deciding upon honesty all of a sudden. Perhaps Tolkien was the sort who would appreciate that.
"No? And why not?"
"Admiral, may I... speak freely?"
"Of course."
"Sir, the Admiralty has made it quite clear than Aequitas is welcome within the frontline squadrons of this war at any time he wishes, so long as he deigns to choose another captain to fly with him. Since he has refused the Admiralty in this, it has been made known to me that he and I are to be posted at the most remote locations imaginable until he comes to his senses."
"I see," said the Admiral, betraying nothing of his own thoughts. "Go on."
"Every so often, they call us down here to tempt Aequitas with the fabulous glory and honor there is to be won as a front line combatant and veteran, and beg him to reconsider. No doubt that is what they are up to this moment with him. Every time he refuses, we are packed back off to Newfoundland or Iceland for another tour, so forgive me Admiral, but I'm not at all curious about what we're doing here, as I believe I know the routine well enough by now."
"And you don't think that the fact that there's a war on might alter the situation somewhat?" asked Tolkien almost bemusedly.
"Given that it has not done so for the past year, no sir."
"Yes," said Tolkien, "well the past year has not gone all that well for our side, as I'm sure you're aware. And as such, it is my duty to inform you, Captain, that you are both right and wrong."
Rankin hesitated. "Sir?"
"You are right, you were brought here so that the Admiralty could plead with Aequitas to see reason once more and de-harness you. However, should he refuse to, and I imagine that he will, given your history together, your new punishment is to serve under my command... as a squadron commander."
It took about ten seconds for Rankin to absorb what Tolkien had just said, and when he finally did, he saw that Galadriel was studiously studying the ceiling pattern and trying not to laugh, while Tolkien had a smug grin of satisfaction on his face at having stumped the younger captain.
"... is this a joke?"
"This war is no joking matter, Captain, and before it, even officious enmities must fade for the greater good. Accordingly, I am placing you in command of a new squadron to be based at the covert in Tangmere, near Chichester in Sussex. Your squadron is already being assembled there."
Rankin didn't know what to say. He half expected flashbulbs to explode and catch him candidly before the Admiral confessed to this being a joke and dispatching him off to a weather station in Greenland.
"My own squadron?" he asked incredulously. "I... I don't..."
"Of course you don't," said the Admiral, "because you don't see that the only reason I was allowed to do this is so that the Admiralty could punish you further."
Now he was really confused. The Admiral picked up a small folder and handed it to him. "This should contain all the information you need," he said, and Rankin took the folder and began to leaf through it. Tolkien waited a moment or two as Rankin glanced over the various files within the folder before the Captain raised his head again.
"Sir... what is this?"
"Your punishment," said the Admiral evenly.
"This squadron is... it's made up of... dear God, a Wendigo? And are these lightweights? A Smoke Devil? A Bonetail? A Queen Victoria's? What is this?"
"Some would call it the sign of the times."
"Sir?"
"We're losing the war, Rankin," said Tolkien evenly. "The Luftwaffe outnumbers us by nearly two to one, and all they are waiting for is for the RAF to crack under the strain and fold, and then they will be able to launch an invasion of England on a scale that will make Napoleon look like a miserable bungler. Our frontline squadrons have been decimated, and replacements are not forthcoming nearly fast enough. The dragons in that file are literally all that we have left to throw into the battle. Volunteers from foreign lands mostly, with one or two British veterans to stiffen them. It should be enough."
"But... but sir this... you cannot be serious!"
"Can't I?"
"There's not a single heavyweight among them, sir, and you propose to place them in Tangmere?! What happens the first time a Kampfritter comes over? Or a Jotun? Or god-forbid a fullblown jerry squadron? They'll be cut to ribbons!"
"There's a heavyweight in there."
"A Wendigo barely qualifies, sir, and that's only when they're not stalking down and eating the other captains."
Tolkien adopted an icy glare. "I should have thought, Captain, that one with a background such as yours would hesitate before making such remarks about a dragon you have yet to make the acquaintance of."
That one shut Rankin up.
"I appreciate this is not an ideal situation," said Tolkien, "but we have absolutely no choice. The previous squadron based in Tangmere simply must be withdrawn and rebuilt from the ground up, and we have nothing more to fill the gap with besides these beasts. There's a pair of special weapons dragons in there, a heavyweight, three middleweights, counting Aequitas, and as many Lightweights as we could get together."
"They'll be outweighed three to one by every Hun squadron in France, sir..."
"And it will be your task, Captain, to see that they get the job done anyhow."
Rankin took a deep breath and let it out very slowly. "Do any of them have combat experience?"
"Some," said Tolkien. "We had a few spare veterans about, foreign and otherwise, and added them in to stiffen the mixture somewhat. Semmemnon, Fulminatus, Aequitas himself..."
Rankin's eyes widened. "Fulminatus?!"
"Yes," said Tolkien sardonically, "he's back in Britain. Volunteered against the Hun. No idea why, you'd have to ask him. The Admiralty gave him to you in the hopes he'll finally get himself killed and cause trouble for the Germans in doing so."
Tolkien turned back to Galadriel and picked the sheaf of papers up from atop her foreleg. "You have your orders, Captain," said the Admiral, indicating that the briefing was now over.
"Sir," said Rankin, snapping off another salute, and then turning to leave. He felt like he had just been handed... well was it a gift or a time bomb? He couldn't tell. Perhaps it was both.
"And Captain?" called the Admiral after him. Rankin stopped and turned back.
"Good hunting," said Tolkien, seated once more on his dragon's foot, "and good luck."
Rankin considered this a moment. "Am I going to need luck, sir?"
Admiral Tolkien glanced up at Galadriel a moment, then returned his even gaze to Captain Rankin. "We're all going to need luck, Captain."
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"Always wanted to meet a Wendigo," commented Aequitas dryly, as he glided along a thermal current. Rankin merely grunted, as he tried to keep the papers in order that he had spread out on the back of Aequitas' neck and held down with magnets.
"No doubt you'll be best of friends in seconds," commented Captain Rankin sarcastically, and the dragon chuckled. Rankin rubbed at his eyes and sighed.
"Problem, Michael?" asked the beast below.
"No matter what I do, I can't make this TO&E look like a real squadron," said Rankin, frustration oozing from his voice. "Even conceding the Wendigo as a heavyweight... we're completely out-massed, to say nothing of trying to get a handful of volunteers and foreigners to behave like a proper squadron."
"Well, it could be worse," commented Aequitas.
"And how is that?"
"They all speak English, don't they?"
Rankin laughed, he couldn't help it, and laughed again as the dragon added an offhanded "assuming that you call what Americans and Australians speak 'English', that is."
"From what I hear," said Rankin, "you and Semmemnon should get along marvelously."
"Another Malachite?" said Aequitas with an audible smile. "Are you daft? You know we can't abide each other's arrogance. It's a miracle we haven't gone extinct."
"The miracle is that you haven't been put out to pasture yet," said Rankin, giving Aequitas an affectionate pat on the nape of the neck. "But then I suppose we do need every Dragon that can fly, even irredeemably thick ones."
"Michael, if you don't stop with this nonsense I will eat you," said Aequitas with a smirk, and Rankin chuckled and returned to his papers.
"There's going to be Australians?"
"Two of them," said Rankin, "but one's a Venomspitter, so be careful around him."
"Why? I've always heard Venomspitters were quite likable."
"Yes, well they can kill you by speaking too quickly, so I imagine there's a reason everyone is polite to them."
"And the other?"
"A Queen Victoria's I believe, but the weight figure they give is much too low. I suppose it's a typo. They're small middleweights, but not that small."
"And the rest?"
"Americans. Well Canadians and Americans. Fulminatus..."
"Fulminatus?!" exclaimed Aequitas suddenly, jerking his wing as he did so. "What the devil is he doing here?"
"Fighting the Germans I suppose, how in the world should I know? Ask him yourself when we get there."
"Is there going to be a problem with him and the Wendigo?"
"Knowing my luck, they'll be killing each other within a day. You tell me."
"Who else do we have?"
"Let's see... a Bonetail with a Jerry name I can't pronounce..."
"Spell it."
"Oh dear God, Aequitas, I am not eight any longer! 'Vald-wanderer' or some damn thing."
"What else?"
"A Smoke Devil..."
"A what?"
"Smoke Devil. American breed from Virginia it looks like. Lightweight of course. Charcoal-colored it says here."
"I thought Virginians were Emerald."
"Virginian Emeralds are Emerald," corrected Rankin. "This is something else."
"Interesting... I do enjoy meeting new breeds..."
"Aequitas, these are all volunteers. I swear, if you manage to drive any of them to turn in their commissions in the middle of a war, I will stuff you!"
Aequitas laughed loud and long. "Why Michael," he said in a mock hurt tone, "whatever are you talking about?! I am extremely personable!"
"Funny," said Rankin, "I think that Aesyrian from Keflavik would say otherwise."
"I was a perfect gentleman to that Aesyrian!"
"And at what point does being a perfect gentleman entail flinging another dragon off a waterfall?"
"It was a misunderstanding," said Aequitas. "He was insinuating unkind things about my heritage. Besides, it was just a bit of water."
"And that had nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that Aesyrians are chronically hydrophobic?"
"They're not hydrophobic," corrected Aequitas, "they're simply afraid of the water. Hydrophobic means rabid."
"And I would say he was fairly well rabid by the time they fished him out of that canyon, wouldn't you?"
"Perhaps by some definitions..." said the Malachite Reaper as he winged over and changed the subject. "I think we're here."
Down below stretched a large section of cleared land, organized into several large open fields, surrounded by fences for some unknown reason. A fence was neither going to keep dragons in, nor deter anyone who wasn't already deterred from entering by the presence of the dragons themselves. Lined up along the side of the clearings were shabby pre-fabricated wooden buildings, only several of which seemed to have power lines running to them. Pens of sheep, cows, and goats were located behind barriers of trees to prevent the prey animals from bolting at the first sight of the dragons. A windsock, a few small automobiles, several sheds and hangers to keep equipment, and what might have been an office or two, completed the base.
"Good lord, bare dirt?" asked Aequitas, eyeing the fields. "What is this, the eighteenth century?"
"We've had worse," said Rankin, and he knew it to be true, but that was no excuse. The fields for the dragons had no shelters built over them, no heating system, no pumped water. It was plain that this base had not been occupied in quite a long time.
"Shall we land, Michael?"
"Yes," said Rankin, still staring down at the covert, where now a few small forms could be discerned laying or standing in some of the fields that could only be dragons. Most of the squadron had plainly not arrived yet, but would soon, and he needed to be on the ground to meet them.
"Michael?"
"Hmm?" Rankin shook out of his daydreams for a second as Aequitas addressed him.
"You'll manage fine," said the seventeen-ton dragon, and Rankin smiled and patted his neck but did not reply. Whether or not he managed fine, there were a lot of strange dragons on their way to this place, and soon, very soon, they were all going to be thrown into the meat grinder. There was nothing for that really.
He just hoped that he wasn't going to get them all killed when it happened.