TGod Muffy's Minion Mall

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:45 pm

*Teleports outside of the Dragon*

*Transforms into a cat*

If she wants something cute, at least let it be something I myself actually find cute... hell, I'm technically the same species as her now... and I can talk, and shapeshift... WHAT THE FUCK AM I?!

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:09 pm

*pokes the xenomorph and looks puzzled* meyrow??*looks at the little kitty, puzzles*mryow?

*goes to the bar and orders a saucer of milk and a tunafish sandywich* mmmmmm, so much better when i don't have to catch it myself.

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:12 pm

-walks after Kitten and hands her my piece of gold as per our aggrement-

what agreement you ask...

I bought a boy...

-nods head and surrenders my gold.-

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:29 pm

*pockets the shiney and winks* Alrighty Babe, he's all yours, but he better stayb in one piece.

*pokes the Xenomorph still having no idea what it is, gives the little kitty a wee bitty piece of the tuna sandywhich*

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:44 pm

-grins- i'll try to keep him in one piece...

-looks at Xenomorph and tilts head to the side- I have no idea Kitten...could be anything...

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:03 pm

*picks up the xenomorph and squeezes it poke*

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:11 pm

-frowns- i wouldn't do that Kitten....it might bite...

or have like a disease or something....

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:17 pm

*sulks and snuggles the weird thing* NAw, he wouldna give me anything dangerous, didna you know that?

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:41 am

*Snuggles up to Kitten, purring*

Y'know, strangely enough, I feel absolutely fine, except for the strong desire to lick myself, and stare disapprovingly at everything else.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:01 pm

*picks up the little cat by the scruff of it's neck giggling* Well you ever look at me dissaprovingly and there will be one thing you won't be licking ....

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:09 pm

*Looks at Lindar with the Big Sparkly Eyes(tm)*

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:10 pm

-looks at dakarne and folds my wings around myself- mmmm....so is this the eyes that say... "i can't die"?

And how long are we staying here for....because i think that thing -points to thexenomorph- is going to be hungry soon...and i really don't want it chewing on me....

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:15 pm

*looks disapprovingly at the Xenomorph*

*then looks at Impish Angel with the "Kitty Cat Eyes"*

Meow.

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:13 pm

- pokes the xenomorph with a stick- ...not the pretties picture huh?

-looks at dakarne and tosses him a mouse filled with catnip- mmm...natural high for cats....

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:22 pm

*snuggles the CHibi Xenomorph pondering what to do iwth it...* Well not prettiest but... it's gotta be good for something
*watches the catnip filled mouse and tris to resist natural urges*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:32 am

*doesn't manage do resist natural urges*

*purrs, and shapeshifts into a cat/drow type thing subconsciously*

Whaa...

I think *purr* that I may be in-toxicated *falls unconscious*

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:00 am

-Scoops up Dakarne and hands him to the xenomorph grining-

Mmmm, here you go Kitten -Hands kitten a cat nip-filled mouse-

-Looks at El- Hmm... were are we off to next?

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:14 pm

*Wakes up*

Eh, what?

*Looks at the hungry Xenomorph*

Bloody Annoying thing.

*Shapeshifts into a Blue Dragon, and breathes lightning (yes, you read that correctly) on to the Xenomorph, disintegrating it*

That's better.

*shapeshifts back to a cat and curls up to sleep.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:16 pm

*swallows the catnip filled mouse, and looks at her..well all gone Xenomorphy and cries*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:45 pm

But it was gonna eat me...

And you've got a shapeshifting cat now as a pet.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:07 pm

Young fallen angel? The Elf-lord is upstairs, if you desire him. But I will mention that it would probably be a good idea to knock first...

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:20 pm

Dakarne wrote:But it was gonna eat me...

And you've got a shapeshifting cat now as a pet.

*pounces the kitty, pokes at it, merrowr* a shapeshifting kitty! wheeee!*oohs looks at the dragon* Upstairs?*stuffs the kitty under arm and thenm runs agily up the stairs and rushes in the door* ELFIE_KINNNNNNn*wheee's laughing*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:21 pm

*is shaken about by that, and mews in protest*

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:47 pm

*Kitten and Dak see two figures under a sheet on the bed, going at it vigorously. Voice yells from the next room--*

DAMNIT! Can't a man have some privacy?! Cut it out in there! *bangs on wall*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:54 pm

...

Mew...

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