What, you guys just keep talking? We gotta' rescue Ace!
*sneaks into the bunker*
OMFG, they're interrogating the kid!
*spray the room using MP5*
Ha! Don't worry Ace, we're gonna' get you the hell outta.... hey, you're not Ace!
*hears a lot of footsteps*
Fuck, it's a trap!
*turns to the poor bastard who's tied on the chair*
Where is Ace? Where is he?? Refuse to talk, huh?
*stomps on the testicles* Where (stomps) is (stomps) Ace???? (stomps, STOMPS!)
*the footsepts are getting closer*
Alright, I deal with your testicles later.
*throws grenades outside, then takes cover behind the door*
KA-BOOM!!!
Bwahaha! Eat that, motherfuckers!!
*the enemy keeps coming; now with tanks, APCs, and mechas*
What? Still more of them?
*climbs to a helicopter, then starts the engine*
Hmm... What is this button labelled 'napalm'?
*pushes the button, then takes a look at the incinerated bunker down below*
Oh, that was fun! Can I push the button again? Of course I can!
*pushes, pushes, pushes*
Oh, wait. What are those on the horizon?
*notices two pursuing fighters*
Shit, they're launching AMRAAMs. KAN to bridge, one to beam up!
*materializes on the Death Star bridge*
Man, the planet is so hostile. Commence Primary Ignition.
*laughs maniacally as Earth explodes*
Well, now Earth is completely neutralized, I guess we can proceed with the operation to rescue Ace.
Ace Pace wrote:Yes, this means The ACE is back, I died due to a PSU failure owing NOT to a sandstorm(fuck you Dart, that was city noise ;)) but to heat. The PSU is replaced, the HSF will be replaced and a pair of GPU capaciators were re-soldered.
Oh, he's back now. Never mind.
*whistles innocently*
:thumbsup
