TGod Muffy's Minion Mall

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:35 pm

*snorts*

Several thousand years my ass! I don't have pointy ears for nothin', boy... Anyway, be a nice captive and pull that torch out of the wall and light 'er up, eh? *points out one of those old mediaeval-ish iron torches, currently unlit but with a bunch of chunks of pine resin fuel inside, on a wall sconce*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:40 pm

In case you didn't notice, I'm a drow...

And I'm a chosen of Mystra... being millenia old is sort of expected.

*picks up a Torch and uses his Magic to light it*

And why are you taking us prisoners anyway... we thought this place was either abandoned, and had loot, or at least had a really bloody evil Necromancer we could kill for fame and glory...

All we find is an old Darthiiri with a Revolver, who somehow took us captive... of course, your powers are impressive.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:51 pm

'Darthiiri'? :wtf2:

And considering your Drow-ness, I expect I'd be fully justified in stringing you up with the Blood Eagle... fucking Dark Eldar...

As for the prisoner thing? I need someone to carry the haul out of this place, I'm not fucking doing all the work myself and if I can get a little extra while I'm about it, I'm not averse to mind-wiping you and makin' you a temporary packmule... oh, you'll last, believe me, you'll last... just till I reach the mounts outside the castle...

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:55 pm

Wouldn't it help if you just asked me to Teleport it all... or teleport us both...

I can do that you know...

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:59 pm

Hm. *considers*

*accidentally kicks loose stone. It goes into the abyss. Unfortunately, loose stone was the step under Dak's feet; a grue springs forth.*

Oh my... *steps back and teleports out, Dak's robes in hand*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:02 pm

*Teleports back to Elheru Aran, wearing much better looking robes*

... You know, I never did like them rags.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:04 pm

So what'd you do with the grue? *is vaguely interested as them's some good eats...*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:05 pm

oh... I converted it into a massive gourmet meal, it's just waiting in the other room *opens the door to reveal massive feast* I'm too posh not to eat properly.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:08 pm

*Still has the revolver, with which gestures...* You first.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:12 pm

*Eats from the meal with great enthusiasm*

Come on... eat, you look starved.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:16 pm

*murrs, and wrinkles nose, the pretty potion having worn off, murrrr* what dieddddddddd???*rubs eyes and feels very strange, looks around* WHo are you?*whoas looks at Gun* uh oh.... Dakarne what'd you do???

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:16 pm

Oh, I've got my own... *pulls out hip flask, enjoys a quaff. A few drops spill; the floorstones sizzle where they fall*

Hmm? Oh, Kitten's waking up... *lies her down carefully on table*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:21 pm

Kitty, I only got captured because this Elheru Aran fellow was in a position to harm you...

And I'm a soft hearted git.

Also, *takes a massive swig of Scotch* this wouldn't be a bad place if we could just spruce it up a bit.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:24 pm

I was in a position to harm the catgirl? Balderash. You got captured cause you were fucking stupid enough not to use a night-vision spell *before* you cast Light. That, and I have the gun. Which, I will make sure you know, is *not* an ordinary gun. Otherwise, why would I bother with it? But since Kitten's up, I suppose I don't need it... but mark you, you twitch the wrong way, someone's gonna be scrubbing up a smear of grease...

*tucks revolver into coat; brief glimpse is revealed of... a LOT of things... and takes sip off flask while scritching Kitten behind ears*

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:25 pm

-appears and grabs Kitten by the shoulders and pulling her up into the rafters with me-
Sheesh...I can't let you out of my sight for a day.
-mumbles and dips my finger in a sweet smelling oil and gently coats it beneath Kitten's nose-
You can't faint hun, -grins and raises eyebrows- that's how the male population takes advantage of you.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:26 pm

*sits up in the rafters, kinda like, huh?, blinks* MURROWR? he couldna have hurt me! I'm a Feline Warrioress! None can harm us!*best Aisha clan clan impression*

This place still smells horrible what happened? And ty for the pretty potion it sure makes things better!

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:28 pm

You got captured cause you were fucking stupid enough not to use a night-vision spell *before* you cast Light.

I don't need a Night-Vision spell... I'm a bloody DROW!!!

This place still smells horrible what happened?

*points at Elheru* He farted.

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:36 pm

Dakarne wrote: I don't need a Night-Vision spell... I'm a bloody DROW!!!

no you don't need it...but it would probably help.

This place still smells horrible what happened?

[/quote]*points at Elheru* He farted.[/quote]

-restrains Kitten's hands- Do NOT light that lighter...

And next time...remember, that size doesn't matter, so there's no need to faint... you could kick his ass anyways.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:38 pm

ImpishAngel wrote:
-restrains Kitten's hands- Do NOT light that lighter...

And next time...remember, that size doesn't matter, so there's no need to faint... you could kick his ass anyways.

*giggles* ok ok. ANyway. SO now what are we gonna do?*looks dpown at the boys, and scritches ears with a paw/hand* Shall we go down and play? are we still on their side... or what?

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:41 pm

I'm not entirely sure where I stand in this... mayhem.

But I was on Kitten's side when I started out... so I'll join her, and together we'll bring order to the Forgotten Realms as Archmage and Cat...

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:51 pm

*Idly cleans fingernails with extremely large, extremely sharp, and very very dangerous-looking knife*

You might be Drow, but I still got the drop on you, boyo... As for the smell... damn, I knew dragon steak was a bad idea, but fuck if it didn't taste great...

Oh, and I don't beat up on girls. I have no compunctions about using my various assortments of 'Restrain' or 'Cage' spells, though.

Incidentally, Dak, if you could get out of the way? *kicks table over, flips hatch; shimmer of gold comes up from underneath*

That's the haul. Get to a-haulin', boyo... about, oh, 300 miles out to the north thataway *gestures vaguely* And be sure you're holding on to a few pieces of this, it's fairy gold, unless you're holding on it when you teleport it just poofs away...

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:55 pm

Oh...

I was thinking of just chucking it through a Dimension door...

*opens said door*

I've put the exit prescisely 300miles "Thataway"...

Now all I need to do is chuck it through, one bag at a time... this might take a while

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:00 pm

*sigh* No no no... You've gotta be *with* it when you move it... otherwise it just goes poof... and then where's my profit? Gone down the fucking drain. And what's currently pooling in the bottom of your cranium shall soon follow. Unless I make a profit. In which case, you live. Must I illustrate? *looms; top of Dak's head barely reaches middle of chest*

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:37 pm

-grins and sneaks down and takes a piece of gold and hides it in my clothes- mmm Kitten, I think I found the funds for our new outfits....

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:46 pm

*Grumbles*

Well... what the hell... you girls can have a bit... but I pick it out, hear? *carefully digs about, grabs a few pieces, bags carefully and tosses*

Oh, and that bag, it's heavy cause of the lead lining... can't be too careful with fairy gold...

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