Begging the Question (A Forum Game)

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#1 Begging the Question (A Forum Game)

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Rather simple rules. I start by posting a statement; the next person in line posts another statement to which my statement is a reply to. Say, if I post a sentence, you can post a question (preferably so) which makes my sentence an answer to it, making it funny. Then, you post your own and the next person in lin puts down the question and his statement. It's meant to b funny.

I'll start:

A: I'm telling you, he had a cucumber!
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A Cucumber?! In my dey it was a mans job to have Onions! and Sprouts!
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#3 Ummm... Not quite right...

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Sorry, but I must've said the rules in a confusing way: you make a question for the answer someone else says and then give a new answer. (Doesn't have to be Q&A.)

Exmple:

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Q: Are you sure you feel right?

A: I think you just ate the soap.
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Q: For palm-olives, it tasted pretty bad.

A: Because I said so!
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Q: Why should I lick the floor, again?

A: Because it's fun!
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Q: why are you wearing chain mesh underwear?

A: ...
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Et cetera. So I'll start again, and I hope it's not too confusing:

A: Forty three apples and a mine.
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Bah :P

I Still have no clue.. I'll leave to it to the smarty pants like you and Ace.
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Games go in TKT.

A good question is totally eluding me at the moment... I'll try to get into this one after it's moved along a bit.
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#6 Re: Ummm... Not quite right...

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Haloed Silhouette wrote: A: Forty three apples and a mine.
Q: What do you need to get apple cider and blow something up?

New A: When Mr containment field is down, Mr antimatter is not your friend.
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Q: What happens when we let teenagers play with the warp core?

New A: A week-long bender involving AK-47s, tequila, and dancing girls.
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Um, I still don't get it. How about a more comprehensive example?
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It's simple, amigo. I come up with an answer, you supply the question for that answer, and a new answer for the next person to play on.

For example:

A: You just stuck your dick in a wood-chipper
Q: What the hell did I just do to myself?

Then you supply the next answer.

A: It's a great way to get rid of warts.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
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Petrosjko wrote: A: It's a great way to get rid of warts.
Q: What's one of the benefits of amputation?

New A: We should've taken the bow.
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