Journey to Underdark

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:41 am

Er...

*looks around at the pile of corpses they'd already manufactured in the 'rescue effort'.*

Ahem.

Good to see you're back, Dart.

*looks at the strange street sign*

Guys, I don't even think we're in the UK. This is the last time we let Kreshna navigate...

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:45 am

*Translates the streetsign through a successful lore check, and recieving 10XP*

Okay... we're in the Underdark, isn't that nice

KRESHNA!!! *Generates a ball of fire in his left hand*

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:34 am

Be careful with that, man. It took aaaaaages to get this paint scheme perfect.

That said, *Buzzsaws whir* As long as we're here...

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:43 am

*shrugs and reloads the shotgun, looks over at Dakarne* Okay, this is your town and all... don't suppose you know where there's a good strip club?

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:45 am

((Pre-emptive split committed so Dart can keep his thread.))

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:55 am

Well... yes, I do know of some strip clubs, but since this is a matriarchical society, we're best off visiting the local temple, since the priestesses don't like clothes all that much.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:18 pm

Strip, as in STRIP THE FLESH FROM THEIR BONES? Muahaha!

*Ahem* Sorry. I'm fine now. *Buzz buzz*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:24 pm

No, they strip as in, Strip the clothes from their flesh...

Although, the only pole-dancers in the Underdark are, most unfortunately, male... It's a side-effect of the Matriarchical society...

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:38 pm

*sighs* No wonder you ran for England as soon as you could.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:47 pm

Yep...

It's a sad existence here in the Underdark... very sad.

Of course, if a Matron "Selects" you... you get to have a very kinky and enjoyable existance.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:51 pm

Yeah, until she gets bored and has you sacrificed to Lloth.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:53 pm

That's the reason I left... she got bored... after about 19 years.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:55 pm

Say...

*points* Would that be her?

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:58 pm

Ironically... it is.

*charges up his magic* Here's revenge for trying to sacrifice me...

*Stops* Shit, damn my anti-rape morals

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:24 pm

Don't worry, I'll do it for you.

*faster than logically possible, a strangely glowing chainsword whips across and cleaves the matron mother in two, from left shoulder to right hip*

Something like that?

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:40 pm

Thanks for killin' 'er, she was a bitch

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:52 pm

It appears you've dropped your bag of ellipses, Dak. Here's a few, they're handy to put at the end of sentences: ...............................................

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:56 pm

Ah...

Thanks... a... lot... these... will... come... in... useful...

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:02 pm

Alright Christopher Walkin. That's enough out of you.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:03 pm

Whoa, whoa. Don't have them all at once! That gives you indigestion and Captain Kirk syndrome.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:08 pm

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

However...

Nice work Cleric.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:34 pm

Well, the villain of the piece was eliminated with contemptuous ease. Guess that means we can spend the rest of the story wandering about and amusing ourselves...

Y'know what this town needs? A good Viking rampage...

*lights a torch*

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:36 pm

Let me get da boyz for this one.

FOR THE 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOORDE!!!!

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:42 pm

Let me transform into the most deadly melee army leader known to man.

Of course, I'll have to wear a skirt and no underwear...

*Dakarne is suddenly replaced by a 6'4 Scotsman, wearing naught but a bloodstained shirt, a kilt, some boots, and holding a Claymore*

*A Massive army of scotsmen join him*

Fer Scotland!

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:43 pm

What about Worf though? He'd kick your Scotsman's ass.

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