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#1
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:41 am
by Josh
Er...
*looks around at the pile of corpses they'd already manufactured in the 'rescue effort'.*
Ahem.
Good to see you're back, Dart.
*looks at the strange street sign*
Guys, I don't even think we're in the UK. This is the last time we let Kreshna navigate...
#2
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:45 am
by Narsil
*Translates the streetsign through a successful lore check, and recieving 10XP*
Okay... we're in the Underdark, isn't that nice
KRESHNA!!! *Generates a ball of fire in his left hand*
#3
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:34 am
by Pcm979
Be careful with that, man. It took aaaaaages to get this paint scheme perfect.
That said, *Buzzsaws whir* As long as we're here...
#4
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:43 am
by Josh
*shrugs and reloads the shotgun, looks over at Dakarne* Okay, this is your town and all... don't suppose you know where there's a good strip club?
#5
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:45 am
by Josh
((Pre-emptive split committed so Dart can keep his thread.))
#6
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:55 am
by Narsil
Well... yes, I do know of some strip clubs, but since this is a matriarchical society, we're best off visiting the local temple, since the priestesses don't like clothes all that much.
#7
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:18 pm
by Pcm979
Strip, as in STRIP THE FLESH FROM THEIR BONES? Muahaha!
*Ahem* Sorry. I'm fine now. *Buzz buzz*
#8
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:24 pm
by Narsil
No, they strip as in, Strip the clothes from their flesh...
Although, the only pole-dancers in the Underdark are, most unfortunately, male... It's a side-effect of the Matriarchical society...
#9
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:38 pm
by Josh
*sighs* No wonder you ran for England as soon as you could.
#10
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:47 pm
by Narsil
Yep...
It's a sad existence here in the Underdark... very sad.
Of course, if a Matron "Selects" you... you get to have a very kinky and enjoyable existance.
#11
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:51 pm
by The Cleric
Yeah, until she gets bored and has you sacrificed to Lloth.
#12
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:53 pm
by Narsil
That's the reason I left... she got bored... after about 19 years.
#13
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:55 pm
by Josh
Say...
*points* Would that be her?
#14
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:58 pm
by Narsil
Ironically... it is.
*charges up his magic* Here's revenge for trying to sacrifice me...
*Stops* Shit, damn my anti-rape morals
#15
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:24 pm
by The Cleric
Don't worry, I'll do it for you.
*faster than logically possible, a strangely glowing chainsword whips across and cleaves the matron mother in two, from left shoulder to right hip*
Something like that?
#16
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:40 pm
by Narsil
Thanks for killin' 'er, she was a bitch
#17
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:52 pm
by Pcm979
It appears you've dropped your bag of ellipses, Dak. Here's a few, they're handy to put at the end of sentences: ...............................................
#18
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:56 pm
by Narsil
Ah...
Thanks... a... lot... these... will... come... in... useful...
#19
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:02 pm
by The Cleric
Alright Christopher Walkin. That's enough out of you.
#20
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:03 pm
by Pcm979
Whoa, whoa. Don't have them all at once! That gives you indigestion and Captain Kirk syndrome.
#21
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:08 pm
by Narsil
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
However...
Nice work Cleric.
#22
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:34 pm
by Josh
Well, the villain of the piece was eliminated with contemptuous ease. Guess that means we can spend the rest of the story wandering about and amusing ourselves...
Y'know what this town needs? A good Viking rampage...
*lights a torch*
#23
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:36 pm
by The Cleric
Let me get da boyz for this one.
FOR THE 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOORDE!!!!
#24
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:42 pm
by Narsil
Let me transform into the most deadly melee army leader known to man.
Of course, I'll have to wear a skirt and no underwear...
*Dakarne is suddenly replaced by a 6'4 Scotsman, wearing naught but a bloodstained shirt, a kilt, some boots, and holding a Claymore*
*A Massive army of scotsmen join him*
Fer Scotland!
#25
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:43 pm
by The Cleric
What about Worf though? He'd kick your Scotsman's ass.