Retribution for Every Man Everywhere ( Twilight for Guys)

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#1 Retribution for Every Man Everywhere ( Twilight for Guys)

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So, someone made a spoof preview "Twilight for Guys". Its funny to see the flip, the acting looked just as good, though the cast wasn't that attractive ( to be fair, neither is the Twilight cast)


And I figured I would share.


Twlight for Guys


The best line is the last one.
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I would pay to see that in theaters... And that is one I'd pay extra for the 3D show...

I mean look at the acting and the plot. You know it's a winner right there. Top notch writing, skilled, talented actresses, I fail to see how it could be a bomb.
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The video is gone! Oh noes!
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charon I saw it just fine....

I giggled a little.... but my friends and I could do better.... *evil grin* cuae wen you have actual good actresses.... everything is that much better.
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Rukia wrote:charon I saw it just fine....

I giggled a little.... but my friends and I could do better.... *evil grin* cuae wen you have actual good actresses.... everything is that much better.
Also, you'd be prettier. Edwina looked like a drag queen >.>
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There's no video on that page.
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Ironically this wouldn't work for me unless they got better actresses or got nekkid. To parapharse a great thinker of my childhood.

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The video seems to disappear and pop back up a lot >.> Not sure why.


And yes Frigid, I agree with you, but what I liked it for was the outside-theater reviews. With the girl looking like "I can;t believe he dragged me to see this crap" and the guys gushing. The bit of "They were SO HOT...but I mean its all about the writing for me!" cracked me up since so many women use that nonsense to oggle mr. jailbait
Knowledge without passion is clinical and cruel. Passion without knowledge is misguided and weak.

In the East they tell you to cover your body, in the West they tell you to cover your mind.

It fills me with fear and hope, that Resolution, Revolution, and Revelation, are so close.
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