According to the thingy at the bottom of the board, anyway.
Time for the celebratory Birthday Flaying!
Or is it flogging?
I always get those mixed up.
(That's also why I don't list my birthday.)
Happy Birthday Rhoenix!
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Josh
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#1 Happy Birthday Rhoenix!
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#2 Re: Happy Birthday Rhoenix!
Given today at work, I'm okay with flaying someone. I'll add it to my Birthday To-Do list.
I certainly didn't expect as many birthday wishes as I got, and I am thankful for being pleasantly surprised. Thanks, Josh.
I certainly didn't expect as many birthday wishes as I got, and I am thankful for being pleasantly surprised. Thanks, Josh.
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#3 Re: Happy Birthday Rhoenix!
Happy birthday, rhoenix. *gives booze, stripper, and birthday cake*
How depressingly predictable, Master Bruce
What? People seem to be happy with the standard birthday package so far, and there is a version for minors you know.
*sigh* Many happy returns from the rest of us cave dwellers, and Master Richard and Mistress Barbara too, Master rhoenix. And I assure you the cake is safe for consumption-Master Bruce's only involvement with it was paying for the ingredients.
How depressingly predictable, Master Bruce
What? People seem to be happy with the standard birthday package so far, and there is a version for minors you know.
*sigh* Many happy returns from the rest of us cave dwellers, and Master Richard and Mistress Barbara too, Master rhoenix. And I assure you the cake is safe for consumption-Master Bruce's only involvement with it was paying for the ingredients.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'