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Oh shit, porn is BAD
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Josh
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#1 Oh shit, porn is BAD
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#2
OH no! I've been brainwashed!
sex bad....
no porn...
sex bad....
no porn...
shark42bait: you are evil...
shark42bait: i admire that in a woman....
I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack!
"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"
LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
shark42bait: i admire that in a woman....
I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack!
"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"
LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
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#3
Repeat after me:Rukia wrote:OH no! I've been brainwashed!
sex bad....
no porn...
We were born naked. We were born naked. We were born naked.
Quick, we have to cure you before Kreshna hears.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#5
>.<
So.... arrrgghh
Naked?
We were... what?
O.O
So.... arrrgghh
Naked?
We were... what?
O.O
shark42bait: you are evil...
shark42bait: i admire that in a woman....
I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack!
"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"
LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
shark42bait: i admire that in a woman....
I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack!
"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"
LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
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#7
Anti-Secularism? Check
Homophobia? Check.
Anti-'Freedom of Expression' viewpoint? Check.
Anti-Nudism? Check.
Citing no real sources? Check.
"Think of the Children!"? Check.
Attacking Transvestes? Check.
Anti-BDSM? Check.
Attacking Anal Sex? Check.
*sniff* I just can't stand the smell of propaganda in the evening.
Homophobia? Check.
Anti-'Freedom of Expression' viewpoint? Check.
Anti-Nudism? Check.
Citing no real sources? Check.
"Think of the Children!"? Check.
Attacking Transvestes? Check.
Anti-BDSM? Check.
Attacking Anal Sex? Check.
*sniff* I just can't stand the smell of propaganda in the evening.
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#8
Well, proving that I can still score points on my hapless offspring makes getting out of bed quite worth it.Charon wrote:...
*opens mouth.*
...
*closes mouth*
I got nothing.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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You just made me waste several minutes of my life, Josh. I hope you're happy.
So the 'porn is BAD' crowd was just as stupid and had just as little actual point (leave alone evidence) 40 years ago as they do now. How is this new?
So the 'porn is BAD' crowd was just as stupid and had just as little actual point (leave alone evidence) 40 years ago as they do now. How is this new?
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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*frowns upon Petro and Ruk, shakes finger*Petrosjko wrote:Repeat after me:Rukia wrote:OH no! I've been brainwashed!
sex bad....
no porn...
We were born naked. We were born naked. We were born naked.
Quick, we have to cure you before Kreshna hears.
But of course porn is bad, my children. It is against the will of God. It is very unfortunate that we need to perform the sinful act of sexual intercourse to populate the Earth, but just because our goal is to reproduce and to populate the God-created Earth with more and more believers like us, it doesn't mean that we should ever allow ourselves to indulge ourselves in doing so. Remember, brothers and sisters, that indulging in copulation is the sin of the flesh, and porn is the work of Satan to mislead the God-created humans.
And Brother Joshua, please refrain yourself from using the fact that babies are born naked as excuse to justify the Satanic Work that is porn. The Lord makes babies born naked to remind us that we are all born with sins. Oh, and by the way, do you still indulge yourself in the sin of booze? I pray for thee, Brother Joshua, that thou wilt soon see the lights and abandon thy sinful ways. Amen.
*kneels and pray, tears falling through cheek, sobbing.*
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:thumbsupSo be it. If saying "NO" means being alone, then to hell with love, with romance, with marriage, and all the shit life keeps pumping at me. I'll walk alone, but with freedom and a healed pride.
NEVER buy a LiteOn CD/DVD Writer. Ever.
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#11
Man you are no good at this KAN.
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#12
Give him an A for effort, FM. Kreshna tends to relapse when he's under the influence of the holy spirits.
...'holy spirits' being Bacardi, of course.
...'holy spirits' being Bacardi, of course.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
#13
In his defense, Kresh (making a sermon in jest) was more eloquent than 90% of the "serious" preachers I know around here. And a helluva lot more funny.frigid wrote:Man you are no good at this KAN.
Oh, and CAST OF YE BUHDANS, SINNAHS, SO THAT THE CLEANSING FIAH WILL SAVE YE! Hallowed are the Ori... That is all.
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Jonathan McKenzie
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"Every time you stay abstinent...Kitten kills a god."
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"Every time you stay abstinent...Kitten kills a god."
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#14
hey... random nudity is not a crime...
*puts on music...*
*puts on music...*
[img=left]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/ ... giite1.png[/img]"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
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-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
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"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
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"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution."
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
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There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
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Brother Joshua! What do you mean by Bacardi? Did you just endulge yourself in drinking again? Should I remind you, brother? "Therefore do not let sin reign in your mortal body, that you should obey it in its lusts."Petrosjko wrote:...'holy spirits' being Bacardi, of course.
Oh, I shalt pray for thee, Brother Joshua, that thou shalt not let your body to be in possession of Satan again. Remember that the Lord hath commandeth us to not allow our bodies to be “masteredâ€
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So be it. If saying "NO" means being alone, then to hell with love, with romance, with marriage, and all the shit life keeps pumping at me. I'll walk alone, but with freedom and a healed pride.
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Share your free D&D character here.
:welcome
:thumbsupSo be it. If saying "NO" means being alone, then to hell with love, with romance, with marriage, and all the shit life keeps pumping at me. I'll walk alone, but with freedom and a healed pride.
NEVER buy a LiteOn CD/DVD Writer. Ever.
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His Noodly Appendage would really rather you didn't despise the choices of other people - provided that they aren't hurting anyone else (masochists don't count, they dig that stuff).
And he's teaming up with the Invisible Pink Unicorn Herself in this matter - that's two deities against one!
And he's teaming up with the Invisible Pink Unicorn Herself in this matter - that's two deities against one!
#18
I... truly am sorry for my disgraceful behavior. I should have thought my post through more thoroughly. Hopefully the Lord will forgive me, and lead me on the path to changing my ways.KAN wrote:While I appreciate your support, Brother Jon, allow me to ask a question: are you being serious in your post, condemning Brother Joshua for his sinful act of drinking, or are you just calling His name in mockery? Remember that religion is not to be mocked, and speaking His name in vain is sin.
However, remember that all sins are forgiveable if you're truly sorry and willing to change your ways. So I pray for thee, Brother Jon. I pray for you too, Brother Joshua. May you denounce your sinful ways and embrace the Lord.
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I'm sorry, I've been too busy masturbating to keep up with this thread. Looks like everyone's sure been talking a lot, though.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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That sums it up pretty acurately, actually.Petrosjko wrote:I'm sorry, I've been too busy masturbating to keep up with this thread. Looks like everyone's sure been talking a lot, though.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#22
"It puts the lotion on it's skin..."Comrade Tortoise wrote:
[img=left]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/ ... giite1.png[/img]"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
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Or else it gets the hose again
"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution."
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
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Don't worry brother Jon. The Lord is full of mercy and forgiveness. I'm sure that He shall forgive your sin if you pray for His forgiveness. I shall be praying for the too, Brother. I also pray that we all shall change our sinful ways and embrace the Lord. Amen.Ra wrote:I... truly am sorry for my disgraceful behavior. I should have thought my post through more thoroughly. Hopefully the Lord will forgive me, and lead me on the path to changing my ways.
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So be it. If saying "NO" means being alone, then to hell with love, with romance, with marriage, and all the shit life keeps pumping at me. I'll walk alone, but with freedom and a healed pride.
NEVER buy a LiteOn CD/DVD Writer. Ever.
Share your free D&D character here.
:welcome
:thumbsupSo be it. If saying "NO" means being alone, then to hell with love, with romance, with marriage, and all the shit life keeps pumping at me. I'll walk alone, but with freedom and a healed pride.
NEVER buy a LiteOn CD/DVD Writer. Ever.