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Would you exchange height for length or vice versa?

I'm to tall! Give me some exta length!
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#1 Men: Give up height for length?

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Even I do not know where to put this one on the board...

Ok...so the question arises...after listening to my morning radio show. they asked the question, and now I will do the same. Ladies, feel free to answer this for in reference to guys also.


If given the chance, would you exchange a inch or more of your height, for a inch of penial length, or vice versa? Putting it a bit more into perspective. Let's say your...6'2" in height (1.8 meters for the Metric users) and given the option, you could change 2 inches (5.08 centimeters) of height, and add that to your dick length.

Now, would you? And if you would....why? How much would you exchange?
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I'm quite content on both scores, thanks.
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Petrosjko wrote:I'm quite content on both scores, thanks.
With Petro here. Not only tall and long, but thick too :wink:
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Elheru Aran wrote:
Petrosjko wrote:I'm quite content on both scores, thanks.
With Petro here. Not only tall and long, but thick too :wink:
Yes, you are pretty damn thick...

In the head. :razz:

Although I tend to agree with the above, I don't need anything in either category.
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Bah, if mine was any longer it'd drag the floor. :razz: Ergo, no.
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I've seen many people say that penis length is something most women don't care about anyway, which seems like the rational choice to me; after all, it is not like your penis size is even known until after it is all ready out, at which point, I would imagine, you are doing reasonably well in the relationship (or whatever your goal is) anyhow.
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You're right. We don't care about length.

Thickness, on the other hand..... :twisted:
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I am good for both, height and length.....(No complaints yet) But I am 6'3 and some times my height is more trouble then its worth. I could lose 1 inch, I dont care if it didnt go anywhere, just make me that inch shorter.
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I'm 5'9-5'10(depends on time of day). I'm a little over average on my length but manage to make up for it in other areas... as I've related to DS and Tev humerously... Needless to say most women don't walk right afterwards...
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I'm...6'0" I'd give up a incht o be 5'11" and add a inch down there...

put me up to 8 inches....I can live with that....
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The Village Idiot wrote:I am good for both, height and length.....(No complaints yet) But I am 6'3 and some times my height is more trouble then its worth. I could lose 1 inch, I dont care if it didnt go anywhere, just make me that inch shorter.
I'll take the inch!

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I don't like being short, alright? Don't get weird thoughts. :razz:
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I wouldn't change my length or height. However, if I could take some of my "thickness" and move it down there, I would in a heartbeat.
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I'll sacrifice my height for a bit of length, for sure.
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I'm short and average. So I'm going to stick to how things are.
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Talk about personal questions! *chuckle*
I'm with the majority on this one, quite alright with my bod.
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I've found in life that penis length is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar more important among men than it is with women. If you have no technique, you can have God's Perfect Cock and you're not going to deliver many satisfactory performances.
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Petrosjko wrote:I've found in life that penis length is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar more important among men than it is with women. If you have no technique, you can have God's Perfect Cock and you're not going to deliver many satisfactory performances.
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Petrosjko wrote:I've found in life that penis length is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar more important among men than it is with women. If you have no technique, you can have God's Perfect Cock and you're not going to deliver many satisfactory performances.
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Eh, If I was any taller or shorter I'd have to buy new clothing besides I'm more of a hands on kind of guy anyway... *cough* um what?
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