For the record that conversation was discussing the differences in my applying to Blackwater, USA or McDicks. And the reasons why my qualifications make me a great candidate for one job, and a scary one for the other.
Gods could you imagine the end result of THAT interview?
"So yes, don't call us, we...we'll call you if we need you. And please, don't ever come back. You, quite frankly scare the shit out of me. So yes, again, thank you for applying to McDonalds."
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Ace Pace
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#202
Why exactly are you applying to McDicks?
And Tevar, on both
Nitram can definetly run for president.
And Tevar, on both
Nitram can definetly run for president. [img=left]http://www.libriumarcana.com/Uploads/Ace/acewip7.jpg[/img]Grand Dolphin Conspiracy
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Oh goodness.....DS, you need to get laid.
But, I have to say, your logic does make sense in a perverted sort of way.
But, I have to say, your logic does make sense in a perverted sort of way.
There is a really good chance that I am seriously fucked up. But don't worry....I like me that way.
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What's stopping you?Mared wrote:Oh goodness.....DS, you need to get laid.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#205
The fact we're not dating, she has no interest, and we're currently not in the same state.
and how was that perverted? It was comparison of snackfoods to human genders!
and how was that perverted? It was comparison of snackfoods to human genders!
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"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
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#206
It was, however, rather wrong. Nothing on Earth can possibly compare to the female gender; not without heavily incorrect allegory. Perhaps you can compare an average person of the male gender to something... a wild chimpanzee, maybe? I'm not sure.Dark Silver wrote:It was comparison of snackfoods to human genders!
But nothing compares to the female gender because I have the capacity to say no to a brownie.
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#207
just because you lack the capacity to say no to a brownie but not to a female does not make the comparison invalid, it's a personal flaw of your own.
My comparison and logic is still irrefutable.
My comparison and logic is still irrefutable.
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"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
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It's perverted because you're thinking of brownies in a sexual context.
And I'm perverted because I then think about said brownies and what I can do with them.
Sheesh.....see what you started?
p.s. two of the three....not bad.
And I'm perverted because I then think about said brownies and what I can do with them.
Sheesh.....see what you started?
p.s. two of the three....not bad.
There is a really good chance that I am seriously fucked up. But don't worry....I like me that way.
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Dark Silver
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....you can...eat them?
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"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
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What's wrong with thinking of brownies in a sexual context? The damned beasties have to reproduce somehow.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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Dartzap
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DS: We are not always drunk, I'll have you know If you want to see really drunk people, head to Germany, Ja. 
If you want to see really drunk people, head to Germany, Ja. "Why hello! Could I intrest you in some giant bonsai trees?"
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#213
*B4 hands me a cough drop.*
B4: Here, these are the good ones. They come in different flavors.
Me: Thanks. [pause] Apparently, this one is ass-flavored.
B4: Yeah. The wrapper says strawberries and cream, but its more like suckberries and shit.
B4: Here, these are the good ones. They come in different flavors.
Me: Thanks. [pause] Apparently, this one is ass-flavored.
B4: Yeah. The wrapper says strawberries and cream, but its more like suckberries and shit.
Remember: Die angry, and leave a heavy corpse.
"A + B = KNIFE!"
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"A + B = KNIFE!"
-Red Mage, Twinkin' Out, Issue 21
#214
w00t! he licks me he really licks me! *giggles yay enjoys being liked*
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Terminally Flirtatious : Gotham Grrl : Imp-kin : Comm Major : NOT a Blonde : Empyrean Night~Good Friends don't let friends die
"Oh, pipe down! It's not like you've never been bound and gagged before." - Harley Quinn.
Terminally Flirtatious : Gotham Grrl : Imp-kin : Comm Major : NOT a Blonde : Empyrean Night~Good Friends don't let friends die
"Oh, pipe down! It's not like you've never been bound and gagged before." - Harley Quinn.
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to be fair;
I've gotten messages from you...a total of.....ten times in the past year. Then you message me two days in a row.
I'm also Cajun, not English. Your Monty Python reference fails.
Also, I wasn't complaining, due to the circumstances mentioned above, I reserve the right to be curious without checking the message.
Humorous, this was not.
I've gotten messages from you...a total of.....ten times in the past year. Then you message me two days in a row.
I'm also Cajun, not English. Your Monty Python reference fails.
Also, I wasn't complaining, due to the circumstances mentioned above, I reserve the right to be curious without checking the message.
Humorous, this was not.
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Allen Thibodaux | Archmagus | Supervillain | Transfan | Trekker | Warsie |
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
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LadyTevar
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I thought it was Funny, DS :)
But Here it is, Xmas Eve, and I'm looking through the Pillaged Village for fun, and find all kinds of things to share.
But Here it is, Xmas Eve, and I'm looking through the Pillaged Village for fun, and find all kinds of things to share.
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I had never heard of a HulderMaiden until I read this short illustrated story by Kaja Foglio.
Here kittykittykitty.
Here kittykittykitty.Dogs are Man's Best Friend
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What do I have to do to convince people I am not a little girly man! Even my best friend makes fun of me! I swear I am going to have to become some huge muscle bound Top...
"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution."
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
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*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*Comrade Tortoise wrote:What do I have to do to convince people I am not a little girly man! Even my best friend makes fun of me! I swear I am going to have to become some huge muscle bound Top...
The muscle-bound Top I knew in college had all the girls wishing and praying he was bi.
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#220
maybe its cause your boobs jiggle more than some of the girls i've dated... maybe its cause its damn funny to get you pissed off, maybe its the way you put a rainbow flag on as a cape and dance around singing "captain faggot"?
[img=left]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/ ... giite1.png[/img]"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
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I'd start with not biting people as a first resort in combat.Comrade Tortoise wrote:What do I have to do to convince people I am not a little girly man! Even my best friend makes fun of me! I swear I am going to have to become some huge muscle bound Top...
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Wow. I actually got another mention. I feel rather flattered.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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Just remember.
...and you're just jealous.christinamzc (3:21:03 PM): my boobs are safe
DarekSilver001 (3:21:10 PM): but their covered
christinamzc (3:21:15 PM): and then I've won
christinamzc (3:21:24 PM): me.
christinamzc (3:21:59 PM): I've won because I control all the power.....I've got the POWER!!!!!
DarekSilver001 (3:22:20 PM): ....your She-ra?
christinamzc (3:22:32 PM): yes
christinamzc (3:22:36 PM): didn't you know?
There is a really good chance that I am seriously fucked up. But don't worry....I like me that way.
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Remember, children. If it's not the end of the month, and the Tornado Sirens are roaring, this means run to the basement NOW
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Shit, there are pet psychologists. Not much surprises me.LadyTevar wrote:K. (pagan friend of mine) : (tev)!! I've come up with the perfect Business Idea!
Tev : ... Oh? What's that?
K : Ready for it? "Post-Rapture Pet Care Service"
Tev : ... Huh?
K : Think of it! Pets don't go to Heaven in the Rapture, so they'll be left behind! For a small up-front fee, all these Christians going off to Heaven with the Rapture can be assured their darling pets are cared for!
Tev :What's pitiful is someone would actually pay for that.
