Well that counts me out (at least for the time being, I'm an only child, though Valen alone knows what those morons at DC will do next. Used to be I had no children, either).
Um-welcome to LA, Vidar. Beware the organ harvesters, don't feed anybody anything just to be on the safe side, and don't believe what anybody says about me (except when they say I'm awesome, this is correct).
A heartfelt welcome from the rest of us Cave Dwellers, Master Vidar, and...Um-a little help here, Master Bruce?
Beats me, I stopped keeping track once they started with this Batman Inc idiocy.
Alfred and whichever good guys hang around in Gotham these days say welcome to LA.
New User Introductions Mk II
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'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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Welcome to LibArc!
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."
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Welcome to the dungeon of delight
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair...
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
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B4UTRUST wrote:Don't panic. In the famous words of Douglas Adams, the residents of LibArc are (mostly) harmless.
...Yeah. Something like that.General Havoc wrote:Welcome to the dungeon of delight
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."
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Josh wrote:What? There's nothing weird about having a pet housefly. He smuggles cigarettes for me.
#231 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Hello am sabre72 am new here *yay me* :D am 21 atm and attempting to go to college :D
i join this forum from fanfic to do some mass effect roleplay :)
unno what else to put here atm hhaha
oh and i like WATER alot its yummy
i join this forum from fanfic to do some mass effect roleplay :)
unno what else to put here atm hhaha
oh and i like WATER alot its yummy
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Why is we never get any ordinary people? I mean seriously, what's yummy about water? Yeah, it's great for quenching thirst, or cooling down, or washing, or any other number of things, but yummy? Oh well. Welcome to the board, Sabre72.
A heartfelt welcome from-Master Bruce?
Alfred and whoever else hangs around the Cave as of the New 52. I can't promise you stay will be long, or painless, or safe, but I very much doubt it will be boring.
A heartfelt welcome from-Master Bruce?
Alfred and whoever else hangs around the Cave as of the New 52. I can't promise you stay will be long, or painless, or safe, but I very much doubt it will be boring.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#233 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Truer words were never spoken. Welcome, Sabre, to our cult of insanity. Make sure to sign the organ donation forms before you go off exploring the place.Batman wrote:I can't promise you stay will be long, or painless, or safe, but I very much doubt it will be boring.
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."
- William Gibson
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#234 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
I think someone's been drinking the wrong water.....Sabre72 wrote: oh and i like WATER alot its yummy
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"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
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#235 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Or maybe we have?
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
#236 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Hello there I'm JD and I have an alcohol problem.
Wait this isn't AA.
Nah I was invited to the site for the Mass Effect: Going Dark (RPG) thread.
Wait this isn't AA.
Nah I was invited to the site for the Mass Effect: Going Dark (RPG) thread.
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Oh good, you'll fit in fine.JD196 wrote:Hello there I'm JD and I have an alcohol problem.
...Sure it is. Don't you see the snack trays and giant vats of coffee around you?JD196 wrote:Wait this isn't AA.
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#238 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Vats of coffee, I think I'm in heaven. Or is this just the hook to bait me into slavery.
Who cares anyway, COFFEE.
Who cares anyway, COFFEE.
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Slavery is such an... unpleasant word. I prefer the term permanently employed unpaid labor. Sounds more civilized.JD196 wrote:Or is this just the hook to bait me into slavery.
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#240 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Slavery, however, has the advantage of being one word and thus allowed in Scrabble, whereas 'permanently employed unpaid labour' is not, in no small part because Scrabble doesn't have 'blank' tiles (or didn't last time I played it anyway) and I DO think I remember the game being abut words, not phrases.
And coffee's overrated. Yes, the stuff keeps you awake, but mostly via filling your bladder and giving you heartburn (and the jitters).
Or maybe it was simply an issue of two heaped spoonfuls per mug being too much of an otherwise good thing?
Shut up.
Oh, and welcome to LA, JD196. The guy talking in red is Alfred, by the way.
And coffee's overrated. Yes, the stuff keeps you awake, but mostly via filling your bladder and giving you heartburn (and the jitters).
Or maybe it was simply an issue of two heaped spoonfuls per mug being too much of an otherwise good thing?
Shut up.
Oh, and welcome to LA, JD196. The guy talking in red is Alfred, by the way.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#241 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Hey everyone, I'm Soleimon Berserker, I was actually referred here by a fellow when we got on the subject of good RP threads. Needless to say that i'm honored to be included in your little slice of the web.
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#242 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Welcome, the organ donation cart will be along shortly.Soleimon Berserker wrote:Hey everyone, I'm Soleimon Berserker, I was actually referred here by a fellow when we got on the subject of good RP threads. Needless to say that i'm honored to be included in your little slice of the web.
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."
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#243 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
As usernames go, this one is a bit on the long side but at least it's pronounceable. Welcome to LA, Soleimon. Incidentally, when rhoenix wrote 'cart', he meant it. Around here people don't particularly care whether or not you actually want to donate your organs nor worry about little details like you still being alive and using them.Soleimon Berserker wrote:Hey everyone, I'm Soleimon Berserker, I was actually referred here by a fellow when we got on the subject of good RP threads. Needless to say that i'm honored to be included in your little slice of the web.
A heartfelt welcome from the rest of us people hanging around the cave, (presumably) Master Soleimon.
Oh, and meet Alfred.
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'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#244 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
If they don't want to donate their bodies to the good of the Administrati...they shouldn't sign up. it's very clearly in the User Agreement and ToC.
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"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
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#245 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Except LA has neither. All you have to accept to join is the registration form, which curiously enough fails to mention organ donation in any way shape or form. 
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#246 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
That you can see.
It's implied in the Commandmants (see Commandmant VII)
or do we have to go over this again Detective? -grabs the laser scapel-
It's implied in the Commandmants (see Commandmant VII)
or do we have to go over this again Detective? -grabs the laser scapel-
Allen Thibodaux | Archmagus | Supervillain | Transfan | Trekker | Warsie |
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
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#247 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Something tells me that details of a contract that you can't see period (as opposed to details you could see if you only increased the magnification by a couple orders of magnitude or changed the background colours or something) are going to be found not legally binding by anybody but you.
And scalpels have a blade length of about 4 inches when I have a plethora of ranged weapons. Do you really want to do that?
Incidentally, there's an E in commandments.
And scalpels have a blade length of about 4 inches when I have a plethora of ranged weapons. Do you really want to do that?
Incidentally, there's an E in commandments.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#248 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Batman is still cranky since Darksilver took his good leg as his donation.
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."
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#249 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Batman is cranky as the new 52 stinks to high heaven, the organ donation (which wasn't introduced until years after I joined) has nothong to do with it. And both of my legs are in perfect condition, thank you very much.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#250 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
See Silver, I told you the memory alteration tech would work just fine alongside the replacement leg. 
"it takes two sides to end a war but only one to start one. And those who do not have swords may still die upon them." Tolken