Moderator: LadyTevar
What's pitiful is someone would actually pay for that. 
shark42bait (5:46:17 PM): "why do you want to slide tackle my cat?"
aiifharbinger (5:48:20 PM): ...
aiifharbinger (5:48:57 PM): why does Akula (sic) want to tackle your pussy?
shark42bait (5:49:19 PM): he's desperate for a pussy to call his own
aiifharbinger (5:49:36 PM): poor thing
shark42bait (5:49:51 PM): if your vagina wasent so full of sand...
aiifharbinger (5:50:03 PM): the laws on that are much more grogressive in WA
aiifharbinger (5:50:12 PM): progressive
shark42bait (5:50:28 PM): on what? vaginal sand or pussy tackling?
aiifharbinger (5:50:45 PM): him obtaining his own pussy\
aiifharbinger (5:51:23 PM): then again... mine can easily be cleaned
shark42bait (5:53:19 PM): you would think but you seem to have had that sand in there since highschool
aiifharbinger (5:53:44 PM): just havn't douched for a while
shark42bait (5:53:56 PM): or ever...
aiifharbinger (5:54:06 PM): indeed
aiifharbinger (5:54:11 PM): no time like the present I suppose
AmPhibiMan415 (9:18:15 PM): bigfloppydonkeydicks.com
aiifharbinger (9:18:49 PM): you know I can strike back...
AmPhibiMan415 (9:19:01 PM): she has a nice face at least
aiifharbinger (9:19:33 PM): Now here is a hot one for you
aiifharbinger (9:21:15 PM): *whistles innocently*
aiifharbinger (9:21:23 PM): before you ask, I have an open google image search
AmPhibiMan415 (9:22:01 PM): LOL
AmPhibiMan415 (9:22:03 PM): dude
AmPhibiMan415 (9:22:06 PM): thats fake
aiifharbinger (9:22:29 PM): Even if it was... which it could be.. does it matter?
AmPhibiMan415 (9:23:35 PM): YES
AmPhibiMan415 (9:23:42 PM): cuz her face looks too attractive
AmPhibiMan415 (9:23:50 PM): you can slap a dick on anyone
AmPhibiMan415 (9:23:57 PM): but to change faces... that takes more work
aiifharbinger (9:25:01 PM): The problem with your hypothesis
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AmPhibiMan415 (9:26:29 PM): SHES SOOOO HOT
AmPhibiMan415 (9:26:33 PM): WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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aiifharbinger (9:26:40 PM): hehehe
aiifharbinger (9:27:07 PM): excellent
aiifharbinger (9:27:20 PM): I <3 you
aiifharbinger (9:27:33 PM): *cant stop laughing*
[21:06] TevarTahalshia: *peeks*
[21:06] IRWriter86: (auto-response from IRWriter86) Fuck yeah ingenuity.
[21:06] TevarTahalshia: HEY! You stole that link from me!
[21:38] TevarTahalshia: fine, don't talk to me
[21:38] IRWriter86: (auto-response from IRWriter86) Fuck yeah ingenuity.
(Link found by someone else, blatantly stolen by me.)
[21:39] TevarTahalshia: 0_0
you bastard... I see that Edit!
You bastard, getting on and Not Talking to me!
Names have been changed to protect the guilty[20:13] Party A: i got to go back 6000 years to the beginning of time
[20:13] Party A: it was cool to hang out with ferocious beasts
[20:13] Party A: that were vegetarians
[20:14] Party A: and then eve messed it up for everyone and we got carnivores
[20:15] HotfootB5: Sigh. Oh those wacky women, always messing up a good thing. I guess that's why they're cursed to always order salads now. :P
[20:15] Party A: they should order ribs to recognize where they come from
[20:15] HotfootB5: Good point.
Mmmm, ribs
[20:16] Party A: haha
[20:16] HotfootB5: Ah, wait, that's it!
[20:16] Party A: ?
[20:16] HotfootB5: Women order salad to remind them of what they've lost, just like men order ribs!
[20:17] Party A: call ken ham, i think you've made some sort of creationist revelation
[20:17] Party A: it's proof!
[20:17] HotfootB5: Maybe I can get a grant for this!
(21:24:33) steeleffigy: Hello, is this Destructionator?
(21:26:15) destructionator4: That depends, who the hell are you?!
(21:26:30) steeleffigy: This is rhoenix, of both LibArc and SDN
(21:26:39) steeleffigy: Pleased to formally meet you via AIM ;)
(21:26:41) destructionator4: Ah. I've always wanted to say that :P
(21:26:46) steeleffigy: *chuckle*
DarkSteele: I'll admit though....I no longer play MtG
DarkSteele: as you and others have deridded me before....I play YGO...
DarkSteele: though I am still familiar intimately with MtG..
IRWriter86: I play every once in a while with friends. I don't really buy cards anymore (though a few have caught my eye).
IRWriter86: Don't feel bad man... All the 11 year olds are playing YGO.
DarkSteele: ....
DarkSteele: I must harm you
DarkSteele: you know this
IRWriter86: You'd need to find me first.
IRWriter86: Maybe you can trust the heart of the cards to find me.
DarkSteele: ...there is always the internet
DarkSteele: I prefer trusting in a well paid assassin armed with a high powered sniper rifle
DarkSteele: I play yugioh
DarkSteele: but I am still a evil mastermind
IRWriter86: Man, he's gotta have like an attack power of 1200 or some shit right?
DarkSteele: .....
DarkSteele: -sighs-
[16:16] HotfootB5: yo
[16:16] BraidedShinigami: What up thug
[16:17] HotfootB5: Just iced two cakes on my block, come up talkin' all shit, ain't nothing without no fondant, yo.
[16:17] BraidedShinigami: Ok, you just gheottofied cake decorating...
[16:17] BraidedShinigami: you have taken this too far
[21:56] B4UTRUST: Y'know, that is the perfect analogy irght there....
[21:56] B4UTRUST: Macintosh is to computers what Starbucks is to coffee
[21:56] steeleffigy: actually, that starbucks actually serves coffee would be the assumotion
[21:56] steeleffigy: *assumption
[21:56] B4UTRUST: it's the perfect analogy
[21:57] B4UTRUST: but are horribly overpriced for what you get
[21:57] B4UTRUST: both are presented to you by lofty arrogent egotists who firmly believe that the smell of their own farts is like ambrosia from the gods
[21:57] steeleffigy: ah, then the worst part must be that I'm a recent lazy convert
[21:57] steeleffigy: I was a unix/linux admin who put up with win dows for quite a while
[21:57] steeleffigy: then I dated two mac-using ladies...
[21:58] B4UTRUST: dude
[21:58] B4UTRUST: it's not worth it
[21:58] B4UTRUST: there are plenty of hookers out there who use XP
[21:58] steeleffigy: I don't have enough plastic sleeves for the usb sticks
Josh wrote:What? There's nothing weird about having a pet housefly. He smuggles cigarettes for me.
derekthunder08 (9:18:22 PM): I've come to the conclusion that I'll never be able to agree with Todd and Dave regarding 3.5 and 4th edition - we're arguing from entirely different levels
aiifharbinger (9:18:37 PM): heh
aiifharbinger (9:18:41 PM):
derekthunder08 (9:18:54 PM): Their perspective is based on western liberal ideas like freedom and self-determination
aiifharbinger (9:19:08 PM): Oh. My. God
derekthunder08 (9:19:09 PM): Mine is based on the notion that D&D heretofore is a history of class struggle
aiifharbinger (9:19:25 PM): nice pun
derekthunder08 (9:20:59 PM): 3.5 was based on the extraction of surplus value by a ruling class of wizards
derekthunder08 (9:21:06 PM): It must be overthrown
derekthunder08 (9:22:02 PM): The actual mechanics of 4.0 are irrelevant as long as it begins the long march to a new mode of damage production
aiifharbinger (9:22:18 PM): LOL
derekthunder08 (9:22:43 PM): But I repeat - I am not a nerd
derekthunder08 (9:22:44 PM): lol
aiifharbinger (9:23:58 PM): yes you are
derekthunder08 (9:24:04 PM): nooooooo
derekthunder08 (9:25:08 PM): I want to be a jock someday
[14:57] TevarTahalshia: *snugs* How're you?
[14:59] magithis: Alrigh, how is work?
[14:59] TevarTahalshia: *hangs herself from rafter*
[15:00] TevarTahalshia: *stops... fills out DC properly first. THEN hangs herself*
[15:00] magithis: Ow
Malfius wrote: THERE WILL BE NO HORRIBLY SCARRED FOOD ON MY WATCH
[10:26] IRWriter86: You're just jealous of what I did with Mr. Quackers last night.
[10:26] BraidedShinigami: get tied to the bed blindfolded face down and anally sodomized by a rubber duckie with a strap-on to rival a horse like the good little pillow biter you are?
[10:26] IRWriter86: Pretty much.
[10:27] IRWriter86: You forgot the Rick Astley music going in the background though.
And when I sent that to B4...Me: I think I might have enough pictures of lolcats/lolanimals to hold a conversation in cat macros...
Friend: oh my god
Me: Well I have 10 folders...
Friend: HOLY CRAP
Friend: WHY SO MANY????
Me: Each folder has ~75 pictures...
Friend: why, dave, why?
Me: Umm...
Me: I think I've hit a snag in my plan...
Friend: whats that?
Me: I have so many images to go through to find the picture I want to use that it would take forever to get it. I may need to organize these pictures.
Friend: yeah
Me: And then label the folders alphabetically.
Friend: yes.
Me: But soon...
Friend: good luck with that.
braidedshinigami: if you start holding I haz can have cheezeburger conversations in lolcat stroking my harbl I will kill I see what you did there you
IRWriter86: It's I can haz cheezburger... God.
braidedshinigami: ....
braidedshinigami: you know what
braidedshinigami: just...just go away
braidedshinigami: fucking twitard wannabe new furfag
IRWriter86: You're just jealous of what I did with Mr. Quackers last night.
braidedshinigami: get tied to the bed blindfolded face down and anally sodomized by a rubber duckie with a strap-on to rival a horse like the good little pillow biter you are?
IRWriter86: Pretty much.
IRWriter86: You forgot the Rick Astley music going in the background though.
IRWriter86: Well it is me...
IRWriter86: There's good reason to be paranoid.
braidedshinigami: and what the fuck am I?
braidedshinigami: chopped liver?
IRWriter86: Chopped liver.
braidedshinigami: ...
braidedshinigami: I hate you at times
IRWriter86: There's a club.
braidedshinigami: damn clubs
IRWriter86: You should make a Facebook group. "I fucking hate Dave sometimes".
braidedshinigami: bet it's members only type of thing too
braidedshinigami: dude
braidedshinigami: if I did that
braidedshinigami: I'd have everyone in the world joined in
braidedshinigami: including you
IRWriter86: Yeah probably.
braidedshinigami: your mom would keep trying to overthrow me as group leader!
ImperialFeline: christ on a crutch, someone who was grossed out by syrup + dragon sex was thinking of taking you on in a gross out contest? That's like an anorexic getting into an eating contest with an ogre.
[12:27] steeleffigy: what're you up to?
[12:27] HotfootB5: Chilling out, maxing
[12:27] HotfootB5: Relaxing, all cool
[12:27] steeleffigy: awesome
[12:27] HotfootB5: shooting some b-ball outside of the school
[12:28] HotfootB5: Now a couple of guys who are up to no good are causing trouble in my neighborhood. brb
[12:28] steeleffigy: I have to go run anyway to try to sleep
[12:28] steeleffigy: brb
[12:28] *** "steeleffigy" signed off at Sun Feb 15 12:28:48 2009.
IRWriter86: I could go on about how they are Chicken Wings, not Buffalo Wings...
IRWriter86: Though I suppose the name recognition is kind of nice...
genhavoc: Buffalo and chicken wings are not the same thing
IRWriter86: What's the difference?
genhavoc: sauce?
IRWriter86: You have Chicken wings without sauce?
IRWriter86: That's like... pizza without sauce...
IRWriter86: Or warm ice cream...
[22:41] genhavoc: I was thinking of trying to combine the meatballs with sliced up beef hot dogs somehow.
[22:41] TevarTahalshia: .... Did you just mix meatballs and hotdogs
[22:41] genhavoc: I did not, I was considering it
[22:46] genhavoc: Is there a reason I should not do so?
[22:46] genhavoc: These are premium hot dogs, Kosher hot dogs, Hebrew Nationals. Accept no substitutes
[22:46] TevarTahalshia: Balls and weiners?
[22:46] genhavoc: ....
[22:46] genhavoc: You just had to go there, didn't you
[22:48] TevarTahalshia: You brought it up
[22:48] genhavoc: *Headdesk*
[22:48] genhavoc: I might try the sweedish meatballs. They sound good
[22:48] TevarTahalshia: Hey, if you want to eat balls and weiners, hon... that's all you
[22:48] genhavoc: And I might even add some hot dogs sliced up just to put that image in your head.
[22:49] genhavoc:
[22:49] TevarTahalshia: Hey, you're the one from SF. If you want Balls and Weiners, you're in the right place, man
[22:51] genhavoc: ....
[22:51] TevarTahalshia: *twisted grin*
[22:52] genhavoc: I hate you so much...
genhavoc: Wolverine... well... we'll see.
IRWriter86: I refuse to watch it for what it does to Deadpool.
genhavoc: Deadpool's in it?
IRWriter86: Ummm...
IRWriter86: Kind of?
genhavoc: I didn't know that
IRWriter86: Wade Wilson is in it.
IRWriter86: And then there's a character named Deadpool...
genhavoc: I thought it was Gambit, Sabretooth, Wolverine, and some cameos.
IRWriter86: But to say that the character named Deadpool is, in fact, Deadpool. Is akin to saying that my ass is your face.
IRWriter86: Google searches that are going to be the reason Homeland security will one day be knocking on my door...
IRWriter86: "potassium explosive potential"
genhavoc: ROTFL
genhavoc: You're fine. I've got worse
genhavoc: "Osama Bin Laden Recruitment:"
IRWriter86: Oh geez.
[18:21] ImperialFeline: Someone like Rath Sengar.
[18:22] TevarTahalshia: *mind-blank on name*
[18:22] ImperialFeline: My renegade Sith apprentice story.
[18:23] TevarTahalshia: *facepalm* I knew I'd read that somewhre, but I couldn't recall WHERE
[18:23] TevarTahalshia: You need to update that and remind us. *twisted*
[18:23] ImperialFeline: And now I must punish you for not having an eiditic memory.
[18:24] TevarTahalshia: A Spanking! A Spanking!
[18:24] ImperialFeline: Can't resist . . . Monty . . . Python . . . . reference. Followed by oral sex.
[18:25] TevarTahalshia: And you say I don't have a good memory
