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Homoerotic out of context theater continues!

From a recent phone call-

Petrosjko- Did you swallow, Robert?"

Robert Walper- I needed the protein, I didn't have a choice.
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
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Homoerotic out of context theatre just won't die!
Caz wrote:I'd rather watch. I like the two of you [Pcm and Petro] together.
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Homoerotic out of context theatre strikes back!
Pcm979: Fear the out of context homoerotic theatre!
Petrosjko: Yes, I saw. Please to be writing me in jail after the FBI grabs me.
Pcm979: Don't worry, I'll pass scraps of food through the bars.
Pcm979: Ace might pop by for conjugal visits.
Petrosjko: I hate you.
Pcm979: *Pouts* That's not what you said last night.
Petrosjko: BRAT.
Pcm979: *Bows*
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And now for a NON abusive quote.
[Sunday 21:53:30] Ace Pace: so MUCH procrastinating to do
[Sunday 21:53:41] Petrosjko: So little time...
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined

Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.

"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Homoerotic out-of context theatre is brought to you in surround-sound!
Pcm979: Well, on the plus side, I might actually get some sleep this week.
Petrosjko: Nah, I'll find some other way to keep you up.
Pcm979: Curses!
Petrosjko: ...
Petrosjko: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.
Pcm979: Oh god, I hadn't even noticed.
Pcm979: Hold still while I cut and paste.
Petrosjko: FUCK.
Pcm979: I believe that's the idea!
Petrosjko: Die.
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Father son relationships CAN work ;)
Out of context hits again.
Ace Pace: NON abusive parent son relationships are the key here :P
Petrosjko: Abuse is bad?
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined

Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.

"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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[Sunday 22:33:44] Ace Pace: you want to turn this into a profession?
[Sunday 22:34:16] Petrosjko: No. I'm a marketer, I do the fucking normally. *chuckles*
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined

Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.

"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Not homoerotic, but with TWICE the lack of context!
Caz: YOU FUCKING FREAK.
Pcm979: Heh. Erm. Coincidence?
Pcm979: I'm not taking it back, though. There's a method to my fucking freakiness.
Caz: Okay... fucking freak.
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On a roll today, although still no homoeroticism.
Petrosjko: Yes! *air guitar*
Pcm979: Air guitar?
Petrosjko: Y'know, it's where you make like you're playing a guitar, only you're, like, not.
Pcm979: Oh.
Pcm979: Why would you do that?
Petrosjko: ...you make me feel old.
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Movie Quote Duel!
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HotfootB5: Don't underestimate the power of the dark side
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You'll live. :p
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Petro and I discussing Sylvester Stallone and the impending Rocky VI movie.

ImperialFeline: Creative bankruptcy marries carreer burnout.
Petrosjko: Still loading.
Petrosjko: And Stallone burned out his career a decade ago. *chuckles*
ImperialFeline: Yep. The last movie he was in worth seeing was "Cop Land."
Petrosjko: Didn't even see that. The last one I remember really liking was Rocky III. Rambo never did much for me, because I never was a fan of the invincible action hero.
ImperialFeline: What? You don't buy one guy whipping out an entire Spetznaz platoon?
Petrosjko: Three guys, if it's you, me, FM... :-P Otherwise... no.
ImperialFeline: Okay, FM can take half a platoon, no question . . . .
Petrosjko: More, if we wind him properly by informing him that they're the SRIV design team.
ImperialFeline: And admirers of Andrew Jackson.
Petrosjko: And slave traders.
ImperialFeline: I'm pretty sure the frigid could take Rambo. Maintainig that muscle definition requires a lot of gym time. frigid would pop him when he hits the Nautalis machine.
Petrosjko: Damn straight. Me, I'd poison his steroids
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Revenge is mine! Out of Context Theater, now featuring Bestiality!

Pcm and I, discussing his UD character-
pcm979: One of the bits I had to take out- For our younger readers, you know- Was when he played with the kittens and then licked his balls.
Petrosjko: Man, Mike really is getting wild.
pcm979: THE DOG.
pcm979: You bastard.
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Revenge is mine!
Petrosjko: Quit licking your balls, Mike.
Pcm979: After you, Petro. I don't see Mel anywhere.
Petrosjko: I'm not licking mine. I'm just holding mine up because I lost my wheelbarrow.
Pcm979: I can understand that, doll house wheelbarrows can be hard to find.
Petrosjko: ...prick.
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We are on fire. In the 'call 911, and bring the Jaws of Life' sense, that is.
Petrosjko: Pater, it's the 41st millennium. Get with the times.
Pcm979: The Times? He routed that Heretical newspaper decades back.
Petrosjko: Oh? About damned time.
Pcm979: *Nods* He thought they were infested with 'Stealers, but it turned out they were just Full Of Shit. Heretical shit, of course.
Petrosjko: All shit is ultimately heretical.
Pcm979: Which is why we must Purge the Unclean! Bring forth the Holy God-Enema!
Petrosjko: No! It would give the heretics a sense of accomplishment!
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B4UTRUST and me on AIM:
BraidedShinigami (3:09:36 PM): So Robert...
BraidedShinigami (3:09:40 PM): is it really just a swallow?
Robert Walper001 (3:09:45 PM): Say what?
BraidedShinigami (3:09:58 PM): But not to take anything away from Robert ladies...he's great if you like birds. After all, he's just a swallow.
Robert Walper001 (3:09:58 PM): oh, you mean my cure for weight loss?
Robert Walper001 (3:10:38 PM): Yes, swallowing me results in weight loss. You need to lose a few pounds there Scott?
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Out of context theatre lives! Perhaps erotic, not homo, but TWO for the price of ONE! The offer cannot be beaten, even with really large sticks!
Pcm979: Josh? Get the fuck online and help me shit.
Caz: And I know what's exhausting you.
Pcm979: Well, it depends who does it.
Pcm979: Apart from you!
Posted by request of the Caz, who cannot log in.
Caz: -takes that out of context and giggles like a wee child.-
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Just occured between me and Josh on AIM
DarekSilver001: just happy I can now have my mage the ascension books with me...I felt naked without them
DarekSilver001: oh, and I finally figured out which CMS to install for the site when I'm ready to redo it
Petrosjko: But I thought pants took care of naked-ness.
DarekSilver001: no no, not physical nakedness
DarekSilver001: the nakedness of my soul
DarekSilver001: my spiritual cock n balls were flapping in the wind without my mage books
Petrosjko: Oh, there's another kind of nakedness I have to worry about now? Do I need SPIRIT PANTS too? HUH?
DarekSilver001: yes, my spirit does go commando, even with the mage books
DarekSilver001: well yes, in a way
DarekSilver001: you need spiritual pants
Petrosjko: Oh great.
Petrosjko: Civilization sucks.
DarekSilver001: but we can let you slide for that
Petrosjko: Good.
DarekSilver001: unlike me, my spirit side is kinda gay, thus doesn't mind seeing your spirit without spiritual pants
DarekSilver001: and no, my spirit side doesn't swallow
Petrosjko: ...screw that. I don't date anybody who doesn't swallow. Never again.
DarekSilver001: ok....I'm going FUQ this now.....spiritually at that
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined

Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.

"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Keucu: I just got this text message from my friend that said 'WHAT!?' and I didn't understand why she sent it...
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Keucu: My car's battery died in the work parking lot, so I had to have someone give my car a jump-start...
Keucu: The dude ended up being a completely inept moron who couldn't even locate the battery in his own damn car, but he had cables and shit. I hooked it up and as I was waiting for him to start the car, I sent my friend a message that said, "I'm getting jumped in a parking lot by an inept moron!"
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Totally in-context theater!
BraidedShinigami: had another interesting idea for a story while I was thinking about it too...
BraidedShinigami: tell me what you think of this idea
Petrosjko: HATE IT.
BraidedShinigami: FUCK YOU!
BraidedShinigami: It's gold dmanit!
BraidedShinigami: fucking novel gold!
Petrosjko: NO, FUCK YOU!
BraidedShinigami: Fucking Stephen King couldn't write better
Petrosjko: There you go, criticism completed.
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Surlethe wrote:So -- in the interest of clarification -- you are saying, for example, if God wanted to sin, he couldn't?
d0ulos wrote:That's just the thing, though-- there is no way in which God would want to sin.
Surlethe wrote:
d0ulos wrote:That's just the thing, though-- there is no way in which God would want to sin.
Because we define sin as that which God wouldn't do! I see now.
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*Coughs*
Petrosjko: I WANT ACE.
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Pcm979: 'Maybe'? You're holding us up because you can't be fucked and you give me a 'maybe'?
Petrosjko: So all it takes is a fucking? Dorian's available.
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined

Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.

"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Petrosjko: EVERY FUCKING GRAY HAIR ON MY HEAD COMES FROM THE TWO OF YOU.
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined

Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.

"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Yet more of homoerotic theather
Robert Walper001: I SEE YOU.
Robert Walper001: YOU CANNOT HIDE.
BraidedShinigami: !!!
Robert Walper001: ?
BraidedShinigami: *uses icepick to stab out your eyes*
Robert Walper001: Don't worry, I gouged them out already after having seen you...
Robert Walper001: :P
BraidedShinigami: oh
BraidedShinigami: good then
BraidedShinigami: fucking stalker
BraidedShinigami: I know you want me robert
Robert Walper001: lol
BraidedShinigami: but you can't have me
Robert Walper001: Yes...yes, I'm stalking you online Scott. I want your sexy hot body
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