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#1 Yay, I finally registered
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:53 pm
by Captain tycho
Yes, it is I, the infamous Captain Tycho, come to steal your virgins, etc etc.
Anyways, hello all, although most of you already know me.
#2
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:01 pm
by Cynical Cat
Yes, traitor. Prepare to meet the fate of all heretics.
*warms up inferno cannon*
#3
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:20 pm
by Lord Stormbringer
Shame to your Chaotic scum-ass to be defaming the name of the great, martyred Captain Tycho.
#4
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:07 am
by Josh
*grabs Tycho, slaps him, spins him around, bends him over, fucks him vigorously, finishes, kicks him to the floor and spits in his eye.*
Get used to it. That's going to be your whole time here, bitch.
Oh yeah, I faked that orgasm.
*lights a cigar and walks off*
#5
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:50 am
by Josh
Oh, and while I of course don't give a shit about your well-being, Tycho-bitch, how are the kids? Sprouting up nicely? Teething yet?
#6
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:40 am
by Lindar
*gives Tycho a biscuit* W00t! Lotsa familiar faces around here lately...
#7
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:25 am
by Comrade Tortoise
Petrosjko wrote:*grabs Tycho, slaps him, spins him around, bends him over, fucks him vigorously, finishes, kicks him to the floor and spits in his eye.*
Get used to it. That's going to be your whole time here, bitch.
Oh yeah, I faked that orgasm.
*lights a cigar and walks off*
And I am the gay one?
#8 Re: Yay, I finally registered
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:25 am
by Comrade Tortoise
Captain tycho wrote:Yes, it is I, the infamous Captain Tycho, come to steal your virgins, etc etc.
Anyways, hello all, although most of you already know me.
Is your wife OK with the virgin stealing?
#9
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:38 am
by Ace Pace
Of course, she knows he has coupled with Petro and has tried to get it on with another guy with his name.
Tycho, thanks again for calling your son after me.
#10
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:07 pm
by Josh
Comrade Tortoise wrote:And I am the gay one?
Hey, I faked the orgasm.
#11
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:13 pm
by Comrade Tortoise
Petrosjko wrote:Comrade Tortoise wrote:And I am the gay one?
Hey, I faked the orgasm.
Lots of women fake orgasms it doesnt make them lesbians
#12
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:21 pm
by Captain tycho
Ahh, thats good Petro. Do it again, please.
#13
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:37 pm
by Cynical Cat
Comrade Tortoise wrote:
And I am the gay one?
He's not gay, he's a pirate. As long as its warm and concave, he's happy.
#14
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:39 pm
by Comrade Tortoise
Cynical Cat wrote:Comrade Tortoise wrote:
And I am the gay one?
He's not gay, he's a pirate. As long as its warm and concave, he's happy.
Yeah a butt pirate you mean.
#15
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:43 pm
by Cynical Cat
Comrade Tortoise wrote:
Yeah a butt pirate you mean.
Part of the package.
#16
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:50 pm
by Comrade Tortoise
Cynical Cat wrote:Comrade Tortoise wrote:
Yeah a butt pirate you mean.
Part of the package.
I would expect Josh to enjoy those...
#17
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:07 pm
by Losonti Tokash
Now, see, stuff like this is why I hardly actually post. Never know when seven kinds of hell will drop in...your ass.
#18
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:24 pm
by Josh
Losonti Tokash wrote:Now, see, stuff like this is why I hardly actually post. Never know when seven kinds of hell will drop in...your ass.
You wanna field this one, Ben? I'm still trying to figure out what this discharge I got from having my way with Tycho is...
#19
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:25 pm
by Josh
Oh, and I'm still waiting to hear about the kids, Tycho-bitch.
#20
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:20 am
by Dark Silver
Tycho, about time you get here
and will the lovely Mrs Tycho who sodomizes you regularly be joining us as well?
#21
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:58 am
by Comrade Tortoise
Losonti Tokash wrote:Now, see, stuff like this is why I hardly actually post. Never know when seven kinds of hell will drop in...your ass.
Things drop into people's asses? Wow, that must take a lot of skill to hit that sort of bullseye
#22
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:41 pm
by Caz
Comrade Tortoise wrote:Losonti Tokash wrote:Now, see, stuff like this is why I hardly actually post. Never know when seven kinds of hell will drop in...your ass.
Things drop into people's asses? Wow, that must take a lot of skill to hit that sort of bullseye
You should see what happens when said things try to escape.