#1 A high elf attacks a BMW
Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 12:13 am
katu
What kind of a country are we leaving to our children?
When a Noldor can't pursue his oaths to retrieve the property of his forefathers without Big Brother clamping down the iron hand of oppression! I feel we must ask, has Obama allowed agents of the enemy into the halls of the government? Is this a sign of betrayal? Clearly the government must submit to the investigations of the Wise to ensure that our councils have not been turn astray!
I have in my hand a list of known agents of Morgoth!
What I want to know is what kind of country are we turning into?The last thing the woman from Northeast Portland probably expected when she got up Tuesday morning was that she would be attacked by a sword-wielding elf.
But that's what happened around 7 a.m. as she drove her red BMW by the intersection of Southeast 7th and Morrison.
A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car.
She called 911, reporting that "a pirate" was attacking her car.
When police got there, they detained Konrad Bass of Glendale, Oregon.
Bass told officers that he wasn't a pirate but a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth."
Morgoth is a character created by JRR Tolkien in a prequel to the Lord of the Rings stories. In the stories, he is the character from which all evil grew.
Bass, who was cited for criminal mischief and transported to Providence Hospital, also told officers he had taken LSD.
The woman's car had several puncture marks.
What kind of a country are we leaving to our children?
When a Noldor can't pursue his oaths to retrieve the property of his forefathers without Big Brother clamping down the iron hand of oppression! I feel we must ask, has Obama allowed agents of the enemy into the halls of the government? Is this a sign of betrayal? Clearly the government must submit to the investigations of the Wise to ensure that our councils have not been turn astray!
I have in my hand a list of known agents of Morgoth!