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#1 A fundie's dating guide
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:57 pm
by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman
Basically, it's nothing more than a typical
fundie dating guide; strong emphasizes on abstinence, slippery slope fallacy, etc. However, I couldn't help but laughing my ass hard when reading this one part:
When God sees that your desire is to please Him, He’s able to pump extra strength into you to stand up under the pressure. It comes from the Holy Spirit — and to be honest, guys, I don’t think it’s possible to withstand sexual pressure without His strength!
All the writer needs is replacing the words 'stand up' with 'erect', and everything will come into place.
#2
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:35 pm
by Lindar
KAN!*swats playfully* That was naughty!
Naughty KAN naughty!
no more bunnies for you.
although i never would have thought of changing the words...
why were your eading a fundie dating guide anyway?
#3
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:43 pm
by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman
Lindar wrote:KAN!*swats playfully* That was naughty!
Naughty KAN naughty!
no more bunnies for you.
although i never would have thought of changing the words...
why were your eading a fundie dating guide anyway?
*speaks with low voice* Because I'm actually a fundie! But please don't let others know. By the way, would you believe me if I told you I'm still a virgin? Now if you excuse me, I have abstinence to maintain.
#4
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:01 am
by Mayabird
It reminds me of my cousin's wedding. Southern Baptists. They spent the entire thing talking about how it was going to be a three-way marriage between the two of them and Jesus. My brother and I were giving each other sideways glances and whispering, "Are they really talking about a threesome with Jesus?"
#5
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:09 am
by ImpishAngel
"I mean I love Jesus'' /cartman
#6
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:35 am
by Ace Pace
3. He’s convinced that if God is invited in on the whole process, He’ll show him how to have real success with females.
Though the media and friends will say you need to change, I think you can stick with one standard—as long as you have the desire to please God above yourself and your friends.
!
#7
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:35 am
by Discombobulated
Mayabird wrote:It reminds me of my cousin's wedding. Southern Baptists. They spent the entire thing talking about how it was going to be a three-way marriage between the two of them and Jesus. My brother and I were giving each other sideways glances and whispering, "Are they really talking about a threesome with Jesus?"
Hee heee! I love it.
This guide is pretty entertaining. I wonder if any guys actually listen to this? I could see a teenaged girl restraining herself from physical contact more easily than a teenaged guy.
#8
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:53 am
by The Cleric
More than half of the women I've been with have initiated the "sexual contact".
#9
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:12 pm
by Josh
The Cleric wrote:More than half of the women I've been with have initiated the "sexual contact".
Hush you. Everyone knows that Godly women don't enjoy sex.
Oh, wait.
Never mind.
#10
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:25 pm
by B4UTRUST
Petrosjko wrote:Hush you. Everyone knows that Godly women don't enjoy sex.
Says the man who obviously has never raided the all girl's catholic school
#11
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:06 pm
by Lindar
#12
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:20 pm
by Josh
B4UTRUST wrote:Petrosjko wrote:Hush you. Everyone knows that Godly women don't enjoy sex.
Says the man who obviously has never raided the all girl's catholic school
I never had to raid. I just had to stand outside and wave, then survive the swarm of amor.
