My Picks for Subjectively bad:
Books:
- The first book of the second Dune prequel trilogy, and very arguably the first prequel trilogy (I liked it, but it's certainly a far cry from Dune).
- The latter Redwall books (Excluding "Lord Brocktree") also known as "Food description, riddles for plot device+Sword, evil vermin horde, repeat ad infinitum".
- Artemis Fowl:Opal Deception - Great series, crap book and they killed of Root! .
- James Clavell - Whirlwind -Boring, slow and un-engrossing. A far cry from King rat, Tai-Pan, Shogun...
TV Series: No idea, although the final episodes of NGE sucked donkey balls (And yes, I have read the Freudian explanations. It still sucked). That 70's show - At some point, they just lost it, and then they did another 4 seasons of it :P.
Movies: - SW EP2 - I liked the PT, and the OT is hardly a work of art, but the Romance parts make my eyes bleed :P.
- The Matrix:Reloaded - From stylistic fun to overdone shit (I don't rate this as objectively crap due to the awesome action scenes and Car chase).
- ST:Generations. Kirk, bridge, Klingon's through Skull-eye! Need I say more?
Objectively awful:
Books: - The Second Dune Prequel trilogy - ...
. It made my eyes bleed, and I'm not sure whether I deserve a medal or Euthanasia for finishing the last of the lot. Fortunately, I was wise enough to escape: - Dune 7. Dune 8. Only Read the booksif you don't mind having your memories raped, dismembered then assaulted frequently with a shovel. (Frank isn't just spinning in his grave, he's drawn Tolkien into low orbit through the gravity field generated).
Movies: - The Matrix Revolutions - I liked the Super-brawl scene and the Seraph fights, as well as the view of the sun. The rest, I did not like, no sir.
- The Alien/s Sequels (3,4).
