On this day, November 9th, 1985 One Shark Bait came into existence. This was not a normal birth. The sky darkened and the light in the maternity ward became tinged with red. A horrible nightmare creature chewed its way out of its nine month imprisonment in its host. It possessed gnashing teeth and arthropod-like jointed legs.
Soon afterward with an ear-piercing shriek the creature shed its exoskeleton and the song Goodbye Horses began to play on the hospital loudspeaker. It draped its chitinous husk over its newly formed shoulders and swayed back and forth to the music.
Happy birthday Shark Bait. May you have many more.
On this day 23 years ago, something horrible happened
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#1 On this day 23 years ago, something horrible happened
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Happy Birthday!
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"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Wow. I think that's the first time I've ever run into a person who was actually BORN delusional 
Happy Birthday, SB!
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Happy Birthday, SB!
*gives booze, stripper, and birthday cake*
Many happy returns from the rest of us Cave Dwellers, and Master Richard and Mistress Barbara too, Master Tortoise.
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Far be it for me to correct the World's Greatest Detective.....Detective....Batman wrote:Wow. I think that's the first time I've ever run into a person who was actually BORN delusional
Happy Birthday, CT!
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but it's Sharkbait's birthday....but CT's...
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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Happy Birthday Shark Bait!
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#7 Re: On this day 23 years ago, something horrible happened
you know this story makes my post all the better i think... thank you, and thanks everyone for the well wishes :cheersComrade Tortoise wrote:On this day, November 9th, 1985 One Shark Bait came into existence. This was not a normal birth. The sky darkened and the light in the maternity ward became tinged with red. A horrible nightmare creature chewed its way out of its nine month imprisonment in its host. It possessed gnashing teeth and arthropod-like jointed legs.
Soon afterward with an ear-piercing shriek the creature shed its exoskeleton and the song Goodbye Horses began to play on the hospital loudspeaker. It draped its chitinous husk over its newly formed shoulders and swayed back and forth to the music.
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"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
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"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
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