Sarah Palin offered $2 million to appear in porn film

[frigidmagi]

Vancouversun

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has received her first job offer since failing in her bid to become vice-president of the United States, and it comes with a large cash offer. Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production.

Capone, who calls himself "the king of all MILF films," promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition, and feature a "beautiful mother recognized by all of America ... as the most desirable woman over 40."

To prove he's serious about the offer, Capone says he's prepared to hold the money in escrow immediately.

To sweeten the deal, Palin's husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the production, for which Capone would be "prepared to kick in an extra $100,000," and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile.

Palin hasn't publicly responded to the offer, which was sent to her administration office in Juneau, Alaska on Nov. 6.

Capone has previously released such films as Agent Filthy 0069, High Definition and Sophia Revealed, none of which featured any senior members of the U.S. Republican Party.

Hustler Magazine recently released a spoof Palin porn video titled Nailin' Paylin, which was referenced in a now-infamous YouTube prank call made by Montreal shock jocks the Masked Avengers in the final days of the U.S. election campaign.

Welcome to America!

[rhoenix]

Oh my.

That was actually a welcome laugh today - thank you.

Also, you might want to fix your tags.

I am soooo way ahead of you!

[Charon]

Damnit am I the only person that doesn't think she's all that hot?

[rhoenix]

Damnit am I the only person that doesn't think she's all that hot?

No. That's a paper bag and a ballgag candidate if I ever saw one.

[rhoenix]

Additionally - am I one of the few who hopes fervently that she'll take the money and do porn?

Not because I actually want to see it, but because it would thoroughly ruin any and all political aspirations she might have.

[White Haven]

While paper bags are somewhat unnecessary in many cases, there are few situations that cannot be improved by at least the proximity of a ballgag. This goes double for any medium where Palin might actually say words, however.

[General Havoc]

She's not ugly, particularly for a woman who's had five kids, but the gag would be totally necessary.

[Cpl Kendall]

I'd watch it but only to laugh at her guaranteed ridiculous dirty talk. And for the record, I do think she's hot. As long as she doesn't speak.

[Dark Silver]

It should be noted, there is a porn out there called "Whose Nail Paylin" staring a Porn Starlette (Lisa Ann) who bears a nice....if more buxom...resemblence to Sarah Paylin.

Pretty hilarious when she starts off talking like her....thankfully that doesn't last long.

[Cpl Kendall]

It should be noted, there is a porn out there called "Whose Nail Paylin" staring a Porn Starlette (Lisa Ann) who bears a nice....if more buxom...resemblence to Sarah Paylin.

Pretty hilarious when she starts off talking like her....thankfully that doesn't last long.

Thanks, I'll be keeping my eye out for that one.

[Norseman]

Whose Nail'n Pailin the teaser hilarious, utterly hilarious, also NSFW due to pictures further down the page.

[Comrade Tortoise]

HEHEHEHE!

I would watch that for humor value alone!