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#1 Vampire Quiz

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:35 pm
by LadyTevar
I'm posting this just so Cyncat can laugh his ass off.



Your result for Which Vampire the Masquerade Clan Are You?...

The Keepers {Lasombra}
5 Assamite, 7 Brujah, 10 Gangrel, 1 Malkavian, 6 Nosferatu, 13 Toreador, 6 Tremere, 9 Ventrue, 16 Lasombra, 10 Tzimisce, 10 Setites, 7 Giovanni and 8 Ravnos!

The ever manipulative Lasombra clan stalks the nights seeking only one thing, power. They revel in debauchery and sin. They believe that vampires should rule humans and take from them whenever and however they choose. Lasombras live for darkness and some say that this has effected them so that even their undead souls are completely black and void. The Lasombra are generally considered the most evil of all clans as the only reason for their malignance is power. Compared often to the human satanica cults, the Lasombra have few bedfellows in similar debauchery.

For you to be a Lasombra means that you care greatly for power and barely for anything or anyone else. You revel in darkness and you feel that there should be no limits to monstrosity. You are, however the organized monster. There is an elegance to your malignance. You know that you deserve power and that it is merely your right. Those who get in your way will be crushed.

Which Vampire the Masquerade Clan Are You? at HelloQuizzy


The result the second time around was "Brujah"

#2

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:51 pm
by Cynical Cat
Assamite. This test is weak.

#3

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:52 pm
by The Minx
The Serpents {Followers of Set}


10 Assamite, 6 Brujah, 13 Gangrel, 5 Malkavian, 7 Nosferatu, 6 Toreador, 8 Tremere, 12 Ventrue, 6 Lasombra, 10 Tzimisce, 15 Setites, 13 Giovanni and 8 Ravnos!


The wickeldy seductive Followers of Set{Setites} are a vampire clan that stands at odds with all the others. They follow the Ancient Egyptian pagan doctrine and believe the Desert God Set to be the first vampire. They wish to ensnare all the other clans under their power. Indeed, they will use all the means of the modern nights to do so. Be it drugs, sex, power, love, weapons or any other desire, the Setites will supply it, for a cost. They crave power above all others. They see the other clans as weak and barely regard them as vampires as the other clans believe the biblical Caine to be the first vampire. Setites know how to get attention. They are impeccable dressers and they speak with a gold plated tongue. They know what people want and they know how to get it.

For you to be a Follower of Set means that you are a manipulator of great skill. You realize that everyone may have a use to you someday so you try not to alienate anyone. You use subtle means to slowly control those around you. You befriend, manipulate, control and dominate those around you. You have no empathetic care towards others but you do have a great sense of empathic awareness in knowing what people want. With these traits you have the power to be a great leader or one of the most dangerous vampires to walk before the sun.


Now, I wasn´t expecting this...

#4

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:28 pm
by Dark Silver
The Fiends {Tzimisce}

12 Assamite, 3 Brujah, 3 Gangrel, 4 Malkavian, 9 Nosferatu, 1 Toreador, 10 Tremere, 4 Ventrue, 6 Lasombra, 14 Tzimisce, 10 Setites, 8 Giovanni and 12 Ravnos!

Graced of an old world gentry hiding the most debase monstrosities, the Tzimisce{zee-mee-see} clan are in a category all their own among the undead. Overall the most frightening of the clans, the Tzimisce see themselves as pioneers and scientists. They enjoy altering the physical structure of living beings into monsters. Other vampires live in fear of insulting the Tzimisces or worse, coming to their attention as possible material for a new project. The Tzimisce are a very old world clan and they do not enjoy the technology of modern nights. They hail from dark forgotten castles in old europe, spending their nights "creating" or holding extravagent balls where one fears receiving an invitation almost as much as not receiving one. The Tzimisce hold an awakward sense of etiquette and they are most easy to offend. They enjoy power and believe it is their right to rule.

For you to be a Tzimisce means that you enjoy power. You also see the world very different from those hung up on boring morality. You have more important things to do then engadge in petty squables about god or any other such subject. You are undead and you feel truly liberated. Now you may create without consequence. In life you were probably an expiramenting doctor or scientist, you broke some rules to make your way. Now that you're undead, the rules no longer apply and the world stands in horrid shock waiting to see what you will create next.



This test is obviously wrong...like I would sink so low as to become one of the Leeches.....

#5

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:30 am
by Rukia
The Degenerate Artiste {Toreador}

2 Assamite, 5 Brujah, 3 Gangrel, -2 Malkavian, -5 Nosferatu, 12 Toreador, 3 Tremere, 4 Ventrue, -1 Lasombra, 10 Tzimisce, 1 Setites, 3 Giovanni and 7 Ravnos!

The Toreador are a clan of sensuality. Possessed of a supernatural artistic ability and a charm all their own, the vampires of clan Toreador are both envied and hated. They tend to range from deep and sensitive artistes to loud and extravagant extroverts. Toreadors see the depth in every action and the beauty in every move, to the point of utter entrancement. They find beauty in tragedy and tend to idealize their world. The suffering artist, the gallery gazelle and the utter indulgant are all common Toreador themes. Any of these could be you.

For you to be a Toreador means that you see beyond the mundane and glimpse something truly wonderous. You tend to feel misunderstood and sometimes alone as others don't seem to feel or see things as deeply as you do. The narrowminded will try to label you but you truly cannot be labeled. However, in the scheme of being undead you will find your passions will fade or become frustrating. Also, in the world of true survival you're no maverick. If the weight of a person were to be judged by the soul then you would be platinum, however and utterly unrivaled.


Wow... even undead I'm just a big emo kid.... Fuck.

#6

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:35 am
by General Havoc
I got a freaking Settite. Weak.

#7

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:56 pm
by rhoenix
The Lunatics {Malkavian}

9 Assamite, 6 Brujah, 7 Gangrel, 15 Malkavian, 7 Nosferatu, 9 Toreador, 10 Tremere, 8 Ventrue, 6 Lasombra, 11 Tzimisce, 12 Setites, 6 Giovanni and 12 Ravnos!

The Malkavians are mad they say. The violence of being turned from humans into monsters has scarred them irreperably so that every one is hopelessly insane. Some Malkavians see their madness as a gift and are completely aware of it and it's uses. Most, however, are victims of their violent mood swings, homicidal urges or complete memory loss. They tend to dwell in a world between reality and fantasy, fiddling with the devil and exposing their naughty parts to God. They are the most feared and reviled of all vampires due to their unpredictable natures.

For you to be a Malkavian means that your entire reality probably resembles tea with Alice and you're the mad hatter...or possibly the door mouse. It's hard to keep your attention at best and it's hard to keep your victims blood off your nice clean trenchcoat at worst. It's not that mommy didn't hug you, it's not a chemical imbalance, you're just crazy. This doesn't mean, however that you can't mix your ridalin, prozac and antipsychotics. Actually you should cuz it gets pretty interesting....oh wait, you're undead. You see and remember what others ignore and have forgotten. You are truly enlightened, now give me back my "my little pony" you sick freak!




...Wow.

#8

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:06 pm
by Charon
The Blue Bloods {Ventrue}

8 Assamite, 8 Brujah, 11 Gangrel, 0 Malkavian, 7 Nosferatu, 7 Toreador, 9 Tremere, 14 Ventrue, 6 Lasombra, 13 Tzimisce, 12 Setites, 11 Giovanni and 9 Ravnos!

The Ventrue are the power of the throne. They are the dictators of the undead world. The Ventrue believe it is their duty to guide the other undead. They enjoy power and for all their piety they have little problem using their stature to their advantage. Ventrue tend not to get their hands dirty and hire other clans to do their dark deeds. Ventrue spend their nights concealing the vampire presence from the world whilst trying to slowly manipulate it to their own needs and desires.

For you to be a Ventrue means that you are a leader. By a twist of fate or sheer will, people listen to you and readily follow you. It is to you they run when their world falls apart. You are the one with the answers. You have the ability to be strong for others and to keep at the task at hand through adversity. Some Ventrue rule because they care about others and the status quo. Others, however rule because they enjoy the power and recognition they receive. Power is, after all, the greatest drug of all. It is a need for control that drives all Ventrue, whether their intentions be good or bad.


Well that's not so bad. Though Setite and Giovanni being so high makes me sad.

#9

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:31 pm
by Academia Nut
Settites, but with Gangrel just behind and Ravnos and Brujah following.

#10

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:08 pm
by The Minx
After taking the test again, I came up with this:


The Blue Bloods {Ventrue}

13 Assamite, 7 Brujah, 13 Gangrel, 0 Malkavian, 8 Nosferatu, 7 Toreador, 10 Tremere, 14 Ventrue, 6 Lasombra, 13 Tzimisce, 11 Setites, 10 Giovanni and 6 Ravnos!


That's much more like it. I must have been feeling a bit off yesterday. ^^

#11

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:23 am
by frigidmagi
Gangrel-16

13 Assamite,
12 Brujah,
9 Tremere,
7 Setites
6 Giovanni
6 Ravnos
5 Ventrue
5 Tzimisce
1 Nosferatu
1 Lasombra
0 Toreador
-2 Malkavian,

#12

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:43 pm
by Norseman
Your result for Which Vampire the Masquerade Clan Are You?...
The Deceivers {Ravnos}
7 Assamite, 3 Brujah, 8 Gangrel, 6 Malkavian, 5 Nosferatu, 8 Toreador, 7 Tremere, 8 Ventrue, 9 Lasombra, 10 Tzimisce, 8 Setites, 11 Giovanni and 14 Ravnos!

Which Vampire the Masquerade Clan Are You? at HelloQuizzy

And no I'm not quite sure why I got those either.

#13

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:00 pm
by The Silence and I
Your result for Which Vampire the Masquerade Clan Are You? ...

The Lunatics {Malkavian}

4 Assamite, 3 Brujah, 4 Gangrel, 29 Malkavian, 4 Nosferatu, 9 Toreador, 11 Tremere, 5 Ventrue, 5 Lasombra, 4 Tzimisce, 9 Setites, 6 Giovanni and 12 Ravnos!

The Malkavians are mad they say. The violence of being turned from humans into monsters has scarred them irreperably so that every one is hopelessly insane. Some Malkavians see their madness as a gift and are completely aware of it and it's uses. Most, however, are victims of their violent mood swings, homicidal urges or complete memory loss. They tend to dwell in a world between reality and fantasy, fiddling with the devil and exposing their naughty parts to God. They are the most feared and reviled of all vampires due to their unpredictable natures.

For you to be a Malkavian means that your entire reality probably resembles tea with Alice and you're the mad hatter...or possibly the door mouse. It's hard to keep your attention at best and it's hard to keep your victims blood off your nice clean trenchcoat at worst. It's not that mommy didn't hug you, it's not a chemical imbalance, you're just crazy. This doesn't mean, however that you can't mix your ridalin, prozac and antipsychotics. Actually you should cuz it gets pretty interesting....oh wait, you're undead. You see and remember what others ignore and have forgotten. You are truly enlightened, now give me back my "my little pony" you sick freak!
I scored higher on Malkavian than 100% of saved quiz results as of this posting. Always did prefer that clan...

#14

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:49 pm
by Charon
As soon as I saw that you had posted here I was like, "Oh, Silence got Malks." And then I checked, and I was right.

#15

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:11 pm
by Comrade Tortoise
Tremere. Come on folks... it is me