Worst First Date Experience Winner from the Tonight Show

[Devonie]

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down
when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.


Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
experience.


There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!


She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .


It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and
had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until
they were headed home late that afternoon.


They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about
an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of
nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car .


They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of
the situation.


Upon finishing however, she soon beca me aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen
to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand
new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet
aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns
about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was
'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around
the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she
looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got
the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they
assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,
they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
somet hing hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to
unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.


As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your
first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole
new meaning to being pissed off.'




Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was
sitting next to her on the Leno show.

[Comrade Tortoise]

Aaaah, problem solving.

[Charon]

Wow...

Yeah it got to "so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself" and cringed because I knew what was coming.

But yeah, that's a pretty terrible set of circumstances. But they have a story to terrorize their children with now.

[frigidmagi]

After a first date like that, you either marry the other person or never speak to them again I think.