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Obviously, the reason this lady keeps crashing into deer is because the deer crossing signs are placed inconveniently. If only those damn deer crossing signs were moved to places with stoplights and such so the deer would just cross there, everything would be fine!
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"Why won't they move the deer crossing signs?"
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#1 "Why won't they move the deer crossing signs?"
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#2 Re: "Why won't they move the deer crossing signs?"
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#3 Re: "Why won't they move the deer crossing signs?"
I... I Don't... I don't even know where to start... I really don't.
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#4 Re: "Why won't they move the deer crossing signs?"
I. . . I think she broke my brain.
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#5 Re: "Why won't they move the deer crossing signs?"
My congratulations go to the show hosts for not only managing to point out how, you know, those deer crossing signs don't direct deer to those crossing areas (last I checked most animals have really sucky reading skills) so much as indicating that 'yeah, this is were those deer are wont to cross the road for some reason', but managing to not laugh until the call was over.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#6 Re: "Why won't they move the deer crossing signs?"
Well, the part that makes me laugh the most was that they assured the lady that "they'd get the word out" - so, they put the clip on youtube.
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