Making money out of an Executor-Class Command Ship

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#1 Making money out of an Executor-Class Command Ship

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You're living on Star Wars Universe. Kuat Drive Yard arranged a sweepstakes and you just won the Grand Prize; a new, shiny, fully armed and fully operational Executor-Class Command Battleship.

Being a shrewd businessman you are, you decide to make money out of the Executor. What are you going to do?


Note: remember you still have all the constraint of living in an SW Galaxy, so if you choose to be a pirate (on steroids) with that Executor, then you'll break the law and the Empire will hunt you down, and so on.
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Hmm... A huge ship like an Ex? Can anyone say the galaxy's largest pimpmobile? :cool:

Fucking casinos, resorts, hell, I might even place an artificial beach inside the thing! No, make that two. :razz: Bars, clubs, it's like a mobile red-light district. Oh, and that huge hangar bay would make a dandy spaceport for luxury shuttles and transport ships to dock and offload patrons, of course.

Also, this thing would still have the military-grade shields, and if it's legal, keep some of the weaponry, so if any pirates attack while I'm on an extended pleasure cruise in the Outer Rim, I've got something to fall back on.

It's just a thought...
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Ra wrote:Also, this thing would still have the military-grade shields, and if it's legal, keep some of the weaponry, so if any pirates attack while I'm on an extended pleasure cruise in the Outer Rim, I've got something to fall back on.
I'm just thinking....

You can actually make some Turbolaser stations available for rent, so when 'defending' against pirate attacks, the guests can enjoy the novelty of firing the Turbolaser themselves on helpless pirate ships!!
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Cruise Liner to the stars for the Stars. Big stars will pay mega bucks for a cruise liner that can keep the paparazi at bay. How do you keep them at bay? Thats what the 12 squads of TIE Fighters are there for. Any employee that turns to the darkside of the media will be spaced.
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I'd go the Errant Venture route, myself.
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God, wouldn't crewing and fueling the damn thing be expensive as fuck? Hope I've got a lot of startup capital to work with...
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Well, even if you couldn't afford all the fuel for that big solar ionization reactor, I guess you could park it in high orbit over some affluent planet like Corellia as a stationary resort. Although without that mobility, the Ex would just become one of many space resorts...
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