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#1 I am Groot. (No Longer Spoiler-Free)

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Aside from inspiring masses of Control+V, how was the movie?

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There was anything else in the movie? I just sat through a showing of I Am Groot and let me tell you, a damned awesome movie. I Am Groot, staring Groot is a thrill a minute ride of epic awesomeness. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll proclaim 'I Am Groot!' over and over again. So go see I Am Groot staring Groot at a theater near you!

Although, honestly, as a gag reel I kept expecting him to have a conversation with someone where they ask him: "I am Groot, I am Groot. That's all you say! Can't you say ANYTHING else?!" and him lean over and whisper in their ear 'Hail Hydra', smile and say loudly 'I am Groot!'
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rhoenix wrote:Aside from inspiring masses of Control+V, how was the movie?

;)
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I am Groot.
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And I'm actually Batman. How about we give those people a little time to talk about a movie they apparently enjoyed a great deal.
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Batman wrote:And I'm actually Batman. How about we give those people a little time to talk about a movie they apparently enjoyed a great deal.
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Hotfoot wrote:
Batman wrote:And I'm actually Batman. How about we give those people a little time to talk about a movie they apparently enjoyed a great deal.
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Oh for fuck's sake I'm going to go see it already.

Well, next Friday probably.
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Tuesday for me. With thoughts to follow in the usual manner.
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WE. Are Groot


Yeah, I had something in my eyes at that scene. Marvel once again pulled it off, another very very fun movie, with all the action, thrills, spills, and chills of a Summer Blockbuster. And it had a dancing Groot. Which I shall own if they make toys of him. If they don't make toys of him they do not know their Market as well as they think.

I am interested how they left StarLord's father a mystery. It's well-known in comics, and amusingly one of the Reavers (the one protesting that Ubuntu was "soft") looks like the drawings. And yes, he is an a-hole in the comics.
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...I am Groot.

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Wait now you're a supervillain in 'two' multiverses?
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No longer spoiler free? Since when is "I am Groot" a spoiler? It was in the trailers!
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It don't matter now.

So, how much of the Collector's Collection got blown to fits? (Or got away).
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I am Groot.
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I'm not.
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#21 Re: I am Groot. (No Longer Spoiler-Free)

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Batman wrote:I am Groot
I am Groot! I... am Groot?
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#22 Re: I am Groot. (No Longer Spoiler-Free)

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I'm a bell! ^_^
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Batman wrote:Wait now you're a supervillain in 'two' multiverses?
Three if you want to be technical - Also Omnipotent Overlord of several Horizon Realms.

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You damn well know I 'always' want to be technical, I just have no fucking clue what Horizon Realms is.

As for you being gone more than usually, I can't speak for anybody else but I never bothered to dig into the 'why'. I just enjoyed the 'that' while it lasted.
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Batman wrote:You damn well know I 'always' want to be technical, I just have no fucking clue what Horizon Realms is.

As for you being gone more than usually, I can't speak for anybody else but I never bothered to dig into the 'why'. I just enjoyed the 'that' while it lasted.
And now you get to do a Penance....

Edit: Also - Horizon Realms ARE, not IS.

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