This is the song that has the dubious honor of being the worst-rated song of all time on mp3.com, when it was still around.
I give you: Prit Stik.
Here is a ringing endorsement from B4:
B4UTRUST wrote:[16:31] Windswept: In return, I will give you the worst song of all time
[16:31] Windswept:
[16:32] B4UTRUST: I swear to god if I'm about to get rick roll'd or worse, subjected to My Humps, I will drop off the internet entirely and dedicate the rest of my time to developing a method of stabbing people in the fact through the internet and then, once perfected, will enact my vengance upon your fleshy skullcover
[16:32] Windswept: then you'll need to think of something worse, since this is
[16:33] B4UTRUST: My ears!
[16:33] B4UTRUST: They bleed
[16:33] B4UTRUST: *whimpers*
[16:35] Windswept: yeah, I couldn't listen to the whole song either
[16:35] B4UTRUST: My brain is strangling me just to deprive itself oxygen
[16:35] B4UTRUST: Just to avoid listening to move of this song
[16:39] Windswept: it's okay to cry, Scott
[16:39] Windswept: I won't blame you
[16:40] B4UTRUST: There will be stabbings through the interwebs
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That's it. This music has convinced me that Al Qaeda is right. Western Civilization is evil and decadent, and there can be no recourse but to destroy it.
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair...
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A fortress destroyed ceases to be a threat.
Do not forget the difference."
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"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils." -- General John Stark
"A fortress circumvented ceases to be an obstacle.
A fortress destroyed ceases to be a threat.
Do not forget the difference."
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed." -- G. K. Chesterton
Oh, it's terrible, but is it Soulja Boy terrible? I mean, I can see a parallel between Prit Stik and the more recent works of Philip Glass or any other post-structuralist/post-modernist composer, but this? This is mainstream.
THROW SOME DEEZ ON IT!
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No, I'm pretty sure Prit Stik is still ahead of Soulja Bitch. At least someone was able to put Jackson's Thriller video to Soulja's Crank Dat and make it entertaining. There is nothing entertaining about Prit Stik other than watching others suffer.
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