This is now officially a thing. I think we've all made terrible jokes about Clippy at some point, but imagining a woman saying "Oh yes Clippy, I'd
love some help with that" just makes me crack up laughing uncontrollably. I know, a part of me is still 12.
Amazon.com wrote:BOOK DESCRIPTION: Christie Aackerlund doesn’t need help with anything. So when the world’s biggest technology company offers to fly her to a remote location and investigate an alien artifact, all by herself, she’s all like “I’ll do it!”
But the artifact isn’t what it seems, and soon an overly helpful giant living paperclip is getting her all bent out of shape.
Conquered by Clippy is a 4000 word short story featuring sexual situations with digital assistants. It’s for super mature audiences only.
I think the best part, of course, are the top comments for this book on Amazon:
This was the erotic adventure of Clippy I never knew I needed. You may not know that you need it, but you do. Let it assist you.
I am so glad someone took the time to write this erotic thriller!
I was so lost and alone thinking I was the only one who got turned on each time the chime of Clippy's arrival rang through my speakers.
I often imagined he was running an ice cube slowly down his curves or tucking clean sheets of paper between his folds.
I was so sad when one I installed my Office 2010 and Clippy was no where to be seen or heard. My prayers have bee answered! All is right with the world once more.
Come here you shiny little love monkey! Mama has some nice index cards waiting for you!
With a title like this, I had to own it.
Please oh please consider doing something with Microsoft Bob. Poor lost abandoned Microsoft Bob...
I seriously cannot stop laughing about this.
