French jokes!

[Rogue 9]

A group of surgeons was discussing who was easiest to operate on.

One said "Librarians are the easiest, everything is alphabetical"
Another said "Electricians are the easiest, everything is color-coded"
Yet Another one said "Construction workers are by far the easiest, they understand if a job takes longer than you said it would or if you have a few spare parts left over."

Then a fourth surgeon came into the room and told them all. "You're all wrong, the French are by far the easiest to operate on by any standards. They have no guts, no balls, no heart, and no spine. Plus their head and their ass are interchangeable.
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During the French-Indian Wars a British officer was taken prisoner.

His French captors were chiding him...

"You silly Breeteesh, with your silly red coats. Do you not know eet makes you visible to us? Why do you wear such a reedeekulous color?"

With stiff upper lip the British officer retorts...

"If ever I am wounded in battle the blood will not show on the fabric. That way I can continue to lead my men without them being overtaken by fear."

"Sacre bleu!," the Frenchman exclaimed amongst the excited talk of his comrades.

"Zat ees a wunderful idea!

"From now on all French offeezers shall wear brown pants!"