Police jokes...

[Robert Walper]

> GOOD:
> An Alberta policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
> speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered
> the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with
> a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
> The officer then found a young accomplice down the road
> with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
> (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
>
> BETTER:
> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
> through an automated radar post in Edmonton AB. A $40
> speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the
> police department a picture of $40. The police
> responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
>
>
> BEST:
> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
> Saskatchewan R.C.M.P. Officer walked to her car
> window, flipping open his ticket book, she said,
> "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the
> R.C.M.P. Ball." "He replied, "Ma'am, Saskatchewan
> R.C.M.P. don't have balls." There was a moment of
> silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd
> just said. He then closed his book, got back in his
> patrol car and drove off.

[Lindar]

*giggles* OH that last one is great lol

*grins* more cop jokes?