Guts: is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"
Balls: is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "you're next, fatty".
Difference between "guts" and "balls"
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Robert Walper
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Walpie... when you get married make sure i get your wifes contact info.
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Robert Walper
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Married? That would be contrary to my purpose of becoming a solitary, well trained military killing machine.Lindar wrote:Walpie... when you get married make sure i get your wifes contact info.
Translation: I'm free to pick on women as much as I want.
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*razz* and am free to pick on guys as much as i want...well within bounds of course, but still!!*swat*
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Terminally Flirtatious : Gotham Grrl : Imp-kin : Comm Major : NOT a Blonde : Empyrean Night~Good Friends don't let friends die
"Oh, pipe down! It's not like you've never been bound and gagged before." - Harley Quinn.
Terminally Flirtatious : Gotham Grrl : Imp-kin : Comm Major : NOT a Blonde : Empyrean Night~Good Friends don't let friends die
"Oh, pipe down! It's not like you've never been bound and gagged before." - Harley Quinn.