This is translated:
How to make a women happy
Its not hard to make a women happy, all a man has to do is be:
1. Friend
2. Conversation partner
3. Lover
4. Brother
5. Father
6. Guide
7. Chef
8. Electrician
9. Carpenter
10. Plumber
11. mechanic
12. TV and Computer technician
13. Designer
14. Sexologist
15. Gynecologist
16. Psychologist
17. Bug exterminator
18. Psychiatrist
19. Doctor
20. Know how to listen
21. Know how to organise
22. Good father
23. Very clean
24. A friend to girlfriends
25. And to parents as well
26. Know how to drive
27. Athletic
28. Warm
29. Kind
30. Knightly
31. Intelligent
32. Funny
33. Creative
34. Soft
35. Though
36. Strong
37. Understanding
38. Patience
39. Wise
40. Spontaneous
41. Ambitious
42. Talented
43. Brave
44. Determined
45. Honest
46. Independent
47. Passionate
48. Trustworthy
49. Merciful
And not to forget:
50. Compliment on a regular basis
51. To love shopping
52. To be honest
53. To be rich
54. Not to stress
55. Not to look at other girls
And at the same time:
56. Give her lots of attention but not to expect the same.
57. Dedicate much time to her.
58. To give her much freedom and not worry when she doesnt return.
And very important:
59. Not to forget anniversaries and the things she has to do today(so you can ask her about them alter)
How to make a male happy:
1. Walk naked.
2. Bring food.
What a women wants from a man(and more)
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#1 What a women wants from a man(and more)
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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#2
You forgot number 3.
3. Don't sleep around.
3. Don't sleep around.
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