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That is absolutely no way for a married woman to behave.
*melts*
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Batman wrote:That is absolutely no way for a married woman to behave.
*melts*
As long as I'm in his bed each night, does it matter? :twisted:

Think, Bats... look at that picture and tell me what Brucie would *really* want to do to her...
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Unfortunately, what I (or Selina, for that matter) want doesn't much figure into what actually happens. One of the drawbacks of being a comic book character.
Effective immortality or not, cultural icon or not, sometimes I'm not sure it's worth it.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
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Batman wrote:Unfortunately, what I (or Selina, for that matter) want doesn't much figure into what actually happens. One of the drawbacks of being a comic book character.
Effective immortality or not, cultural icon or not, sometimes I'm not sure it's worth it.
You know there are other Earths were you and Selena were married with Kids....
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LadyTevar wrote: You know there are other Earths were you and Selena were married with Kids....
I also know she was murdered there. You'll excuse me if I don't particularly like that alternative.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
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Batman wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: You know there are other Earths were you and Selena were married with Kids....
I also know she was murdered there. You'll excuse me if I don't particularly like that alternative.
Hey, you got sex out of it. More than you have now, right?
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Even for me, that's too high a price.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
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Are we really that sure about that? I mean he is a fucking multi billionarie right and fricken superhero... I am most damn sure that the comics are leaving things out.
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Oh, I'm sure he's had his occasional one-nighter.. but an actual sexual relationship? Nope.
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Frigid, I approve of the sentiment, but you ought to know that 'Absence of evidence is NOT evidence of absence' doesn't fly around here. And so far, the only time I've ever canonically gotten laid was with Talia.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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...Damn... .... ....

No wonder you're so fucking cranky in the comics.
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LadyTevar wrote:
Batman wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: You know there are other Earths were you and Selena were married with Kids....
I also know she was murdered there. You'll excuse me if I don't particularly like that alternative.
Hey, you got sex out of it. More than you have now, right?
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#38

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*yawns*
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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Actually IIRC Bats-as-Bruce has had several relationships; while sex, obviously, isn't shown, it's most probably happened. Batman himself, on the other hand... well, guess he gets the short end of that particular Batman/Bruce stick :razz:
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