The Ode To Sean Hannity, By John Cleese.

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#1 The Ode To Sean Hannity, By John Cleese.

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Immortalized forever.

Ode to Sean Hannity

Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity

First unleashed on the world, at Mr. Cleese's apparent request, but Keith Oldermann of MSNBC.
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I had been TRYING to find that! :lol:
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Would this be a good time to ask who Sean Hannity is?
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General Havoc wrote:Would this be a good time to ask who Sean Hannity is?
Windbag on Faux News. I just found it hilarious John Cleese wrote a poem telling him he's a total asshole.
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Now he has written one on Bill 'O Reilly:

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Bill O' Reilly's No Spin Zone
Is rated highly by his own
Beloved mother, but no other.
Except the Bill, for all his faults
Still has one skill, a skill of sorts:
He can amuse a true dumb ox
The dullest crayon in the box
The kind of ox that watches Fox.
And Bill will pander to this group
With propaganda, right wing poop
And knee-jerk views and cencored news.
Thus Bill O'Reilly earns his crust
Behaving vilely as he must
He will not shirk from Rupert's work
He really is a perfect berk.

-- John Clease.

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