Army Quotes
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Robert Walper
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#1 Army Quotes
AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY.â€Â
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“IF YOUR ATTACK IS GOING TOO WELL, YOU’RE WALKING INTO AN AMBUSH.â€Â
“IF YOUR ATTACK IS GOING TOO WELL, YOU’RE WALKING INTO AN AMBUSH.â€Â
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Rob, you're obviously on a roll here. But in the future, could you post all this stuff in one thread? I'm looking at the New Posts and half of them are Just For Laughs, Robert Walper, replies 0.
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#4
Other qoutes
Try to look unimportent they may be low on ammo
The Enemy fient you are ignoring is the main attack
Pointmen are like lab rats, it's not wise to get attached
The difference between a Lcpl and a Lt. is that a Lcpl has been promoted twice.
This isn't hazing, this is motativational training!
They can find a path through your minefield, that's why they have pvts.
Marines -When in doubt, advance, break things and kill bad guys.
Army -When in doubt stand still, call HQ and bitch about air support.
Air Force -When in doubt stop for coffee, call HQ and bitch about the army
Navy- When in doubt Send in the Marines, eat doughnuts.
USMC for when it absolutly has to be destoryed over night.
Words of Warning
German Infantry Pants are not what the Capt had in mind when he said wear what you like to the training opt.
Stealing from allies is looked down on, they can leave. Stealing from the Army on the other hand...
Camp Pendleton Training Areas are not meant for the disposable of bodies, and one should not suggest so.
The roof of the barricks is not a place for sleeping.
When they say they'll rush on the count of 3, they won't.
Personal Qoute
"We can use explosivies to fight fires? Oh My God I think I'm gonna need new pants."
Try to look unimportent they may be low on ammo
The Enemy fient you are ignoring is the main attack
Pointmen are like lab rats, it's not wise to get attached
The difference between a Lcpl and a Lt. is that a Lcpl has been promoted twice.
This isn't hazing, this is motativational training!
They can find a path through your minefield, that's why they have pvts.
Marines -When in doubt, advance, break things and kill bad guys.
Army -When in doubt stand still, call HQ and bitch about air support.
Air Force -When in doubt stop for coffee, call HQ and bitch about the army
Navy- When in doubt Send in the Marines, eat doughnuts.
USMC for when it absolutly has to be destoryed over night.
Words of Warning
German Infantry Pants are not what the Capt had in mind when he said wear what you like to the training opt.
Stealing from allies is looked down on, they can leave. Stealing from the Army on the other hand...
Camp Pendleton Training Areas are not meant for the disposable of bodies, and one should not suggest so.
The roof of the barricks is not a place for sleeping.
When they say they'll rush on the count of 3, they won't.
Personal Qoute
"We can use explosivies to fight fires? Oh My God I think I'm gonna need new pants."
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#5
You are not superman, marines and fighter pilots take note.
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
If it's stupid but works, then it's not stupid.
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver then yourself.
There is nothing more dangerous in this world then a 2nd Lt with a compass.
The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.
When you've secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.
Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amatures.
AF Motto: Shoot 'em down, sort 'em out on the ground.
Napalm is an area support weapon.
B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.
It's not the one [bullet] with your name on it; it's the one [bullet or shrapnel] addressed "to whom it may concern" or "occupant" that you've got to worry about.
For every action there is an equal and oppasite criticism.
A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.
The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).
It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.
More aircraft are incapacitated by a shortage of spare parts than by enemy action. (I can personally attest to this one. "We need to get this plane off the ground now!" "Ain't happenin' sir." "Why the hell not?!" "RADAR's busted." "Fix it!" "Parts will be in Tuesday." "What's today?" "Wednesday.")
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
If it's stupid but works, then it's not stupid.
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver then yourself.
There is nothing more dangerous in this world then a 2nd Lt with a compass.
The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.
When you've secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.
Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amatures.
AF Motto: Shoot 'em down, sort 'em out on the ground.
Napalm is an area support weapon.
B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.
It's not the one [bullet] with your name on it; it's the one [bullet or shrapnel] addressed "to whom it may concern" or "occupant" that you've got to worry about.
For every action there is an equal and oppasite criticism.
A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.
The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).
It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.
More aircraft are incapacitated by a shortage of spare parts than by enemy action. (I can personally attest to this one. "We need to get this plane off the ground now!" "Ain't happenin' sir." "Why the hell not?!" "RADAR's busted." "Fix it!" "Parts will be in Tuesday." "What's today?" "Wednesday.")
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