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#1 Bird Flu.

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:17 pm
by Robert Walper
The Centre for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.