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#1 Difference between "guts" and "balls"

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:42 am
by Robert Walper
Guts: is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"

Balls: is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "you're next, fatty".

#2

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:13 pm
by Lindar
Walpie... when you get married make sure i get your wifes contact info.

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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:24 pm
by Robert Walper
Lindar wrote:Walpie... when you get married make sure i get your wifes contact info.
Married? That would be contrary to my purpose of becoming a solitary, well trained military killing machine. :cool:

Translation: I'm free to pick on women as much as I want. :razz:

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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:31 pm
by Lindar
*razz* and am free to pick on guys as much as i want...well within bounds of course, but still!!*swat*