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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, & a biker, were sitting in a bar talking over
a few drinks. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, "You know,
tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring & a new
Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she
will like the Mercedes, & she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary,
I bought my wife a string of pearls & a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if
she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, &
she would have known that I loved her."

The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, & said, "Yeah, well for my
anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt & a vibrator. I figured if she
didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go fuck herself."