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#1 What a women wants from a man(and more)

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:24 am
by Ace Pace
This is translated:

How to make a women happy

Its not hard to make a women happy, all a man has to do is be:

1. Friend

2. Conversation partner

3. Lover

4. Brother

5. Father

6. Guide

7. Chef

8. Electrician

9. Carpenter

10. Plumber

11. mechanic

12. TV and Computer technician

13. Designer

14. Sexologist

15. Gynecologist

16. Psychologist

17. Bug exterminator

18. Psychiatrist

19. Doctor

20. Know how to listen

21. Know how to organise

22. Good father

23. Very clean

24. A friend to girlfriends

25. And to parents as well

26. Know how to drive

27. Athletic

28. Warm

29. Kind

30. Knightly

31. Intelligent

32. Funny

33. Creative

34. Soft

35. Though

36. Strong

37. Understanding

38. Patience

39. Wise

40. Spontaneous

41. Ambitious

42. Talented

43. Brave

44. Determined

45. Honest

46. Independent

47. Passionate

48. Trustworthy

49. Merciful

And not to forget:

50. Compliment on a regular basis

51. To love shopping

52. To be honest

53. To be rich

54. Not to stress

55. Not to look at other girls

And at the same time:

56. Give her lots of attention but not to expect the same.

57. Dedicate much time to her.

58. To give her much freedom and not worry when she doesnt return.

And very important:

59. Not to forget anniversaries and the things she has to do today(so you can ask her about them alter)

How to make a male happy:

1. Walk naked.

2. Bring food.

#2

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:05 pm
by frigidmagi
You forgot number 3.

3. Don't sleep around.

#3

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:06 pm
by Narsil
And 4, which applies to modern trailer trash women...

Don't be a Simpleton.