#1 50 Ways to Die In Style
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:24 am
1. Bungee jumping with too much rope.
2. Amateur bullfighting. One dead, 24 injured. Leave it to the pros.Skull
3. Parachuting in gator country
4. Parachuting without a parachute
5. Best make that parachuting full stop.
6. Driving recklessly in Russia.
7. Playing Russian Roulette with semiautomatics.
8. Or with Aeroflot. Those crazy Russians let their kids pilot the planes.
9. Juggling with hand grenades.
10. Riding a wall of death. The clue's in the name.
11. Base jumping. FYI, jumping off buildings *always* ends in tears.
12. Flying anywhere by blimp.
13. RIP Steve Irwin: upsetting dangerous animals.
14. Building extreme sandcastles.
15. Demonstrating unbreakable glass.
16. Death by belly-splash c/o wrestler Giant Haystacks.
17. Buried alive during a magic show.
18. Binging on pufferfish.
19. Drinking with Oliver Reed.
20. Over-extending yourself with a 3½ reverse mid-air somersault.
21. Riding a shonky rollercoaster.
22. Dying laughing.
23. Riding off a cliff. The parachute won't save you.
24. Jumping 78 feet into a wrestling ring.
25. Pulling a lethal facemelter.
26. Making movie explosions.
27. Vaulting over a running horse.
28. Ill-advised intimacy with a horse.
29. Ill-advised intimacy with a hooover.
30. Ill-advised intimacy with a plastic bag, orange and suspender set.
31. Autoerotic asphyxiation with your preacher.
32. Autoerotic asphyxiation with INXS.
33. Playing 'Nazi hangman' in the bedroom.
34. In flagrante in the Presidential office.
35. Shooting LSD with your wife.
36. In a beer flood.
37. Promoting Marlboro cigarettes.
38. Jogging having written "The Complete Book of Running".
39. Changing lightbulbs in the bath.
40. "Tombstoning".
41. Rockclimbing without ropes.
42. Trainsurfing, full stop.
43. Rodeo bull-wrestling.
44. Surfing with sharks.
45. Diving in shark-infested waters.
46. Exhaustion from 50 hours of World of Warcraft.
47. Free-falling in a barrel.
48. Rope-walking between buildings
49. Drowning at a lifeguard staff party
50. Playing chess.
2. Amateur bullfighting. One dead, 24 injured. Leave it to the pros.Skull
3. Parachuting in gator country
4. Parachuting without a parachute
5. Best make that parachuting full stop.
6. Driving recklessly in Russia.
7. Playing Russian Roulette with semiautomatics.
8. Or with Aeroflot. Those crazy Russians let their kids pilot the planes.
9. Juggling with hand grenades.
10. Riding a wall of death. The clue's in the name.
11. Base jumping. FYI, jumping off buildings *always* ends in tears.
12. Flying anywhere by blimp.
13. RIP Steve Irwin: upsetting dangerous animals.
14. Building extreme sandcastles.
15. Demonstrating unbreakable glass.
16. Death by belly-splash c/o wrestler Giant Haystacks.
17. Buried alive during a magic show.
18. Binging on pufferfish.
19. Drinking with Oliver Reed.
20. Over-extending yourself with a 3½ reverse mid-air somersault.
21. Riding a shonky rollercoaster.
22. Dying laughing.
23. Riding off a cliff. The parachute won't save you.
24. Jumping 78 feet into a wrestling ring.
25. Pulling a lethal facemelter.
26. Making movie explosions.
27. Vaulting over a running horse.
28. Ill-advised intimacy with a horse.
29. Ill-advised intimacy with a hooover.
30. Ill-advised intimacy with a plastic bag, orange and suspender set.
31. Autoerotic asphyxiation with your preacher.
32. Autoerotic asphyxiation with INXS.
33. Playing 'Nazi hangman' in the bedroom.
34. In flagrante in the Presidential office.
35. Shooting LSD with your wife.
36. In a beer flood.
37. Promoting Marlboro cigarettes.
38. Jogging having written "The Complete Book of Running".
39. Changing lightbulbs in the bath.
40. "Tombstoning".
41. Rockclimbing without ropes.
42. Trainsurfing, full stop.
43. Rodeo bull-wrestling.
44. Surfing with sharks.
45. Diving in shark-infested waters.
46. Exhaustion from 50 hours of World of Warcraft.
47. Free-falling in a barrel.
48. Rope-walking between buildings
49. Drowning at a lifeguard staff party
50. Playing chess.