Asher Roth -- I Love College

[Jason_Firewalker]

Out of living in Boulder Colorado for about a year now, I have to say, this video really typifies college life here.... Lyrics attached at bottom


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYx7YG0RsFY

I'm nice right now, man
I-I feel good
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air?

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college

I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice

So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
I'm next on the table, who want what?
I am champion at beer pong
Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon

Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!
And I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
Man, I love college

I can't tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
(Get the Sharpie!)

And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
(No, we're not leaving)
And don't have sex if she's too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
(Trust me)
Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
(Here, hold this)
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!
I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
I love college

Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
(As high as they can)
And repeat after me

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Freshmen! Freshmen!

Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Keg stand! Keg stand!
Keg stand! Keg stand!

(That party last night)
Man, I love college
I love it!
(That party last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
(You know it's going down)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
(You're all invited, bring your friends)
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college

Do I really have to graduate?
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?

[Hotfoot]

This is how a lot of people view college, and honestly I find that sad. As disillusioned as I am with the bullshit and lies that people use to trump up college (No, it is NOT for everyone, no, it does NOT mean you are going to have a career, much less a job), this is definitely NOT the point of higher education.

Also, point of fact, double wrapping your dick makes it MORE likely to fail, so everyone that listened to that lyric or heard that myth before just drastically increased their chances of getting an STD.

[Mayabird]

As someone who actually did participate in wacky college hijinks...this song is celebrating the stupidest, lowest common denominator, Fratty McFratass bullshit of party schools which make a farce of the educational process and I always wished more of them would have the brilliant idea of taking twenty one shots to celebrate their twenty first birthday.

[Jason_Firewalker]

I luckily am not a student at the college here and find this as disturbing as most of you do...

[Derek Thunder]

This song is a noble salute to the heroic fraternity fellows who will form the future cadre of business owners and Wall Street bankers. They are our moral and physical superiors, and we should heed their well-tanned skin, muscular arms, and popped collars.

[Jason_Firewalker]

This song is a noble salute to the heroic fraternity fellows who will form the future cadre of business owners and Wall Street bankers. They are our moral and physical superiors, and we should heed their well-tanned skin, muscular arms, and popped collars.

Derek put it so right, and I am keeping with the sense of sarcasm he was using (at least I hope he was using)