#1 Brand New Weight Loss Program
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:59 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, today and today only I have a special limited time offer just for you. How many of you are tired of having those few extra pounds that just won't go away? How many want to quickly lose that extra tire and those love handles? How many just want to be model thin again? Well I have good news. Today only from Shinigami Solutions I have a revolutionary, one of a kind, never before seen, often immitated never duplicated weight loss program. Today, and today only people, I'm going to introduce you to my patented program. Walper-away. Yes, Walper-away. You will be amazed with the results as you Walper away those pounds.
Yes you see ladies and gentlemen, this is just a sampling of what our great new product provides! Now lets hear some testimonials from some of our satisfied customers.
Are you ready? I hope so. Your vomit bags are right under your seats, please pick them up now and dispose of them at the nearest trash can located at the end of each isle. Now when you see this picture you will feel nauseated, queesy, like you have to vomit. Go with it, that's the secret and the miricle behind Walper-away. Vomit away those excess pounds through subjecting yourself to one of the most horrible visages of our modern age.
I give you... Walper-away
Yes ladies and gentlmen I guarentee that each and every one of you just lost at least 1lb from looking at this one picture. Now, imagine if you will, the results that you could achieve with more then one picture, or more then one showing of that one picture? Impressive isn't it? You'll eat less, you'll save money, you'll lose weight and you'll be happy.
So line right up ladies and gents and put in your order for your very own supply of Walper-away! Get yours today!
Yes you see ladies and gentlemen, this is just a sampling of what our great new product provides! Now lets hear some testimonials from some of our satisfied customers.
This is just one satisfied customer! Here's another!Robert's Ex wrote:When Robert and I first started dating, this is what I looked like.
But after just 1 month of being with Robert I lost enough weight to look like this!
All told, I lost over 157 pounds. Let me tell you ladies, Walper-away is the best program I've ever been on. And as soon as I got hot again, I dumped his sorry ass and found a real man. But not to take anything away from Robert ladies...he's great if you like birds. After all, he's just a swallow.
There you have it folks, just a small sampling of our happy satisfied customers. You've seen the results, you've seen the way, but to make sure you're convinced we're going to give you, right now, a free trial demonstration.Robert's gay lover wrote: Walper-away ish really great guyssss let me tell you. And his oral fixations aren't bad either! But ssserioussly guyss let me tell you, Walper-away works! I went from this
to this
I'm in shape again and I've never been happier guysss! You really have to try it!"
Are you ready? I hope so. Your vomit bags are right under your seats, please pick them up now and dispose of them at the nearest trash can located at the end of each isle. Now when you see this picture you will feel nauseated, queesy, like you have to vomit. Go with it, that's the secret and the miricle behind Walper-away. Vomit away those excess pounds through subjecting yourself to one of the most horrible visages of our modern age.
I give you... Walper-away
Yes ladies and gentlmen I guarentee that each and every one of you just lost at least 1lb from looking at this one picture. Now, imagine if you will, the results that you could achieve with more then one picture, or more then one showing of that one picture? Impressive isn't it? You'll eat less, you'll save money, you'll lose weight and you'll be happy.
So line right up ladies and gents and put in your order for your very own supply of Walper-away! Get yours today!
