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#1 Things a Leper would Say
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:46 am
by Bratty
"Need a hand?"
#2
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:17 am
by imperfect vision
He's ahead by a nose.
#3
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:25 am
by Bratty
"I fall to pieces"
~Patsy Cline turns over in her grave~
#4
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:33 am
by ImpishAngel
"Can I have that back now?"
#5
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:37 am
by Comrade Tortoise
"I am laughing my ass off"
#6
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:38 am
by Lindar
"I'd lend you an ear...but the last person hasn't given it back yet"
#7
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:05 am
by Robert Walper
This belongs in our glorious new humor forum.
#8
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:06 pm
by Bratty
Robert Walper wrote:This belongs in our glorious new humor forum.
~beholds the glory~
Sorry about that.
Thanks for the moveover.
#9
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:48 pm
by Lindar
"if only i had a shoulder to cry on"
#10
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:32 pm
by Robert Walper
Bratty wrote:Robert Walper wrote:This belongs in our glorious new humor forum.
~beholds the glory~
Sorry about that.
Thanks for the moveover.
No point in having
power unless one is willing to use it!
On topic:
"If a leper gives you the finger, make sure it's not in your drink."
#11
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:01 pm
by Bratty
Non Leper: Id give my left arm for a jelly donut.
Leper: Id give my left arm for ...my right arm!
#12
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:20 pm
by Pcm979
Don't you mean, "I'd give a jelly donut for my left arm!"?
#13
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:18 am
by Caz
When the lepers went to a hockey game, there was a face off.
When the lepers went to the football game, there was a hand-off!
What do you call a bunch of lepers in a hot tub?
Soup!
#14
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:59 pm
by Lindar
rofg...soup.. that's awesome
*applauds for Caz, and gives her a shiney gold star sticker*
#15
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:17 pm
by Caz
Lindar wrote:rofg...soup.. that's awesome
*applauds for Caz, and gives her a shiney gold star sticker*
O.O YES. -sticks on lapel.-
#16
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:00 pm
by Surlethe
I'm typing my fingers off.
#17
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:22 pm
by Caz
Surlethe wrote:I'm typing my fingers off.
HA.
#18
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 5:28 am
by The Village Idiot
Keep the tip.