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#1 Things a Leper would Say

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:46 am
by Bratty
"Need a hand?"

#2

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:17 am
by imperfect vision
He's ahead by a nose.

#3

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:25 am
by Bratty
"I fall to pieces"

~Patsy Cline turns over in her grave~

#4

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:33 am
by ImpishAngel
"Can I have that back now?"

#5

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:37 am
by Comrade Tortoise
"I am laughing my ass off"

#6

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:38 am
by Lindar
"I'd lend you an ear...but the last person hasn't given it back yet"

#7

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:05 am
by Robert Walper
This belongs in our glorious new humor forum.

#8

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:06 pm
by Bratty
Robert Walper wrote:This belongs in our glorious new humor forum.
~beholds the glory~

Sorry about that.

Thanks for the moveover.

#9

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:48 pm
by Lindar
"if only i had a shoulder to cry on"

#10

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:32 pm
by Robert Walper
Bratty wrote:
Robert Walper wrote:This belongs in our glorious new humor forum.
~beholds the glory~

Sorry about that.

Thanks for the moveover.
No point in having power unless one is willing to use it! :twisted:

On topic:

"If a leper gives you the finger, make sure it's not in your drink."

#11

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:01 pm
by Bratty
Non Leper: Id give my left arm for a jelly donut.

Leper: Id give my left arm for ...my right arm!

#12

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:20 pm
by Pcm979
Don't you mean, "I'd give a jelly donut for my left arm!"?

:razz:

#13

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:18 am
by Caz
When the lepers went to a hockey game, there was a face off.

When the lepers went to the football game, there was a hand-off!

What do you call a bunch of lepers in a hot tub?

Soup!

#14

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:59 pm
by Lindar
rofg...soup.. that's awesome

*applauds for Caz, and gives her a shiney gold star sticker*

#15

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:17 pm
by Caz
Lindar wrote:rofg...soup.. that's awesome

*applauds for Caz, and gives her a shiney gold star sticker*
O.O YES. -sticks on lapel.-

#16

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:00 pm
by Surlethe
I'm typing my fingers off.

#17

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:22 pm
by Caz
Surlethe wrote:I'm typing my fingers off.
HA.

#18

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 5:28 am
by The Village Idiot
Keep the tip.